The Rangers-Blue Jays Series Will Be Must-Watch Entertainment

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The last time we saw the Blue Jays and Rangers play in a game was way back on May 15th when the Rangers won 7-6. The score wasn’t important really. What was more important was that game gave us this incredible moment:

It was such a shame that the two didn’t have any more games after that one because the atmosphere would have been thrilling. Rougie definitely would have been wearing one on the chin and you can imagine that benches would have cleared yet again. The Blue Jays love clearing the benches so much so that it cost them one of their bullpen studs in Joaquin Benoit after he tore his calf going to help in the brawl with the Yankees a week ago. Thankfully, the baseball gods gave everyone what we deserve when Edwin Encarnacion hit a walk-off homer to beat the Orioles.

This series is going to be majestic. Lest we forget what happened in last year’s ALDS when Bautista bat flipped his bat into outer space after Blue Jays fans littered the field with trash like the trash organization they are. Someone even hit a baby. Just a wonderful group of people that pack the Rogers Centre. That’s what happens when you get the biggest bitch in all of baseball in Josh Donaldson. I can’t imagine Jays fans doing that again this year. What’s that? They did the exact same thing against the Orioles? Only this time it was trying to take out an outfielder trying to make a catch? And they tossed racial slurs at Adam Jones, too? Fantastic.

The MLB just needs to turn their back on this series. We need to see blood. I can already assure you that we see it come inning one or two (depending on where Odor hits in the lineup). Let’s just hope J.A. Happ can actually hit the guy on his first pitch and doesn’t need two to put one between the numbers like he did against the Yankees. If he does, no doubt he’s getting tossed and the Jays pen just doesn’t have the stamina to go nine innings and follow it up the next day. Maybe they go with Sanchez to plunk Odor in that case.

We need the trash talking. We need people bat flipping and showboating their home runs. We need more bench clearing brawls — only this time, we need to let Rougie and Joey Bats go toe-to-toe with no interference. Bautista would crumple in about four to six punches because he’s soft. My buddy set the over/under on bench clearing brawls at 1.5. If that’s not a prop bet in Vegas, it should be and I would take the over. Fireworks will be firing this weekend between the home runs and flying fists from both teams. Should it come down to that, my money is on the Rangers, not because of Odor, but because of Matt Bush. To have a guy who has served three years in prison is a huge advantage. No doubt Bush has seen some shit in that dog eat dog environment.

I, for one, cannot wait to see how this all unfolds. So for the next three to five games that starts on Thursday at 3:38 in the afternoon, the world will be gifted with something we desperately need: some good old-fashioned fun. Rangers in four. Let’s try and keep it classy, Jays fans.

  1. BayBro650

    Bautista has to win the next fight. No way he doesn’t see it coming this time.

    8 years ago at 11:45 am
    1. Dickson

      Go take a look at videos of Odor fighting, as much as I hate Texas he’ll fuck Bautista up

      8 years ago at 8:41 am
  2. Theduker06

    How many World Series have the rangers won again? Oh right… none. Rangers are the real trash organization, bitching about the bat flip when they lose their shit over a regular season win boasting left right and centre. Keep it classy Texas, we’ll see ya tomorrow.

    8 years ago at 11:51 am
    1. Dornos_Parole_Officer

      Last time I checked, you Canadian swine haven’t won your precious Stanley Cup in over 20 years. #moosefucker

      8 years ago at 11:57 am
      1. RageEveryDay

        It’s pretty great when Dallas has won a Stanley cup more recently than any of the Canadian teams.

        8 years ago at 11:59 am
      2. Deadbeat_Dad

        52% of the Stars is Canadian, 1% American on the team is American (Stephen Johns.)

        8 years ago at 1:27 pm
      3. Theduker06

        That’s cause all the Canadians go to American teams. We remind you that every Olympics and especially at the World Cup of hockey. Which team didn’t get a single win again? Oh right USA. Canada remains undefeated

        8 years ago at 12:00 pm
    2. Theduker06

      Forgot to mention the kahunas it took for odor to wait until the last game where the jays and rangers matched up to punch him. Good punch, but a little bitch move. If you wanted pay back for that glorious bat flip you should of thrown it at the first game like a real piece of shit. Go jays

      8 years ago at 11:59 am
      1. JohnnieWalker_Blue

        He fucked up bautista and donaldson. Jays are going to get their shit pushed in like last year. No defense and no pitching

        8 years ago at 1:47 pm
      2. tlinds44

        were we watching the same series last year? the same one that the rangers lost in? and they were winning 2-0? help me out i forget

        8 years ago at 8:46 pm
    3. JohnnieWalker_Blue

      Keep it classy? How many molsons is your fan base going to throw in the field? Have a few more powdered jellies and shut the fuck up, eh?

      8 years ago at 1:45 pm
      1. Dickson

        Yeah throwing beer makes you look like a cunt but being a Texas fan guarantees you’re a cunt.

        8 years ago at 8:37 am
  3. tlinds44

    What a biased article, you do realize a lot of your followers are from Canada don’t you? I’m sure being a shitty writer for TFM looks great on your resume, and your mom is probably real proud too. Good article shit head

    8 years ago at 12:39 pm
    1. Harrison Lee

      I’m interested to hear your theory on how most of our followers are from Canada.

      8 years ago at 3:06 pm
    2. Deadbeat_Dad

      Wait, the guy from Texas is chirping about the Jays who play the Rangers next? Can’t be. Can’t let the little stuff bother you my man…Most of the “Jays fans” I know, don’t know what ERA means. And who ever threw that beer can that hit that baby is a punk ass bitch.

      God Bless,

      Dad

      8 years ago at 11:08 pm
  4. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    This is the most heated postseason series since Yankees Red Sox in the early 2000s

    8 years ago at 12:44 pm
  5. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    Baustista looks like a politcal cartoon representation of fidel castro from The New Yorker. Rangers in 6

    8 years ago at 1:37 pm
  6. Dickson

    It’ll be a fun series to watch who gives a fuck if the article is bias. Toronto is going to win regardless.

    8 years ago at 1:42 pm
  7. Ole R.E Lee

    It’ll be intense but the organizations have probably told their players to just play. It would be incredibly stupid to get suspended even one game during the post season.

    8 years ago at 1:48 pm
  8. Drunk Chris Berman

    Fuck the Blue Jays, their fanbase is a disgrace to baseball
    Rangers in 5

    8 years ago at 2:39 pm
  9. GoodbyeNormalStreet

    I’ve been waiting all year for revenge, we might have gotten in a punch in the regular season but I’m ready for the Rangers to deliver the final blow.

    8 years ago at 8:24 pm