Stupidest fucking thing to put on your résumé, that is. For starters “enthusiasm” is a word invented and used solely by mankind, therefore all forms of enthusiasm are exclusively known to mankind. Fucking dimwit. And then there’s the idea that he needs that kind of bullshit just to motivate him to do a day’s work, which is totally sad.
Not landing the job. Tfm?
7 years ago at 12:39 pmMajoring in CS. NF.
7 years ago at 2:16 pmMajoring in CS, bringing jobs back in the States instead of outsourcing them to India, and making good money right after college are FAF
7 years ago at 12:20 amGet fucked Purdue
7 years ago at 1:52 pmGet this man a salary and benefits, immediately!
7 years ago at 11:31 pmOnly took you 6 years to graduate…impressive
7 years ago at 6:50 pmMaking a ridiculously illogical statement on your resumé. NF.
7 years ago at 1:14 pmTFM*
7 years ago at 10:13 pmStupidest fucking thing to put on your résumé, that is. For starters “enthusiasm” is a word invented and used solely by mankind, therefore all forms of enthusiasm are exclusively known to mankind. Fucking dimwit. And then there’s the idea that he needs that kind of bullshit just to motivate him to do a day’s work, which is totally sad.
7 years ago at 8:44 amThe stupidest fucking thing to put on your resume is ‘I was Fratty Couples in the TFM comments section’
7 years ago at 9:23 amHe changed it now but that kids bio was one of the most cringeworthy things I’ve ever read. What a fucking loser
7 years ago at 12:38 pm