Court Side Sixers Fan Welcomes Russell Westbrook To Philly

Dillon Cheverere9 years ago

Madison Wickham, I hope Everytime you get a steak it’s just a little to overdone to enjoy. I hope every other cocktail you order is made by the new guy and not as good as the first one. I hope that you trip over very small step ups that barley trip you up but you look like a flailing dingus, also that you can never predict small step downs that turn your blood cold. I hope you get boogers that you can’t reach and that won’t come out no matter how hard you blow (you fucking blow hard). I hope your back gets itchy in that middle spot but you can never reach it. I hope you frequently get paper cuts from when you open hate mail. I hope your first born son has an enthusiasm for sports but he’s just not an all-star player, but still good enough to make it on the team and just kinda embarrass himself because he’s just not very coordinated. I hope a hippie wearing a harambe shirt trips and stumbles into you randomly in public and leaves weed residue from his never cleaned dreads all over you Stein Mart suit (there’s no way grandex can afford you a real suit). I hope that your next really good fart you’re feeling comes out wrong and is just weak and disappointing. I hope next time you feel a great deep gut burp coming you have to cancel it because you feel like your gonna puke. I hope you get sand in your beer when you’re at the beach. I hope you have cable and internet troubles at your home. I hope your TV remote had connection issues. I hope your netflix/Hulu/everything loses the spot you’re at in a series and you can’t remember where you are. I hope the next time you travel you forget your toothbrush and have that nasty feeling in your mouth the next morning. I hope it burns when you pee. I hope when you pop popcorn at home it’s overdone, and kernels get stuck between your gums and teeth. I hope you step in gum and dog poo, in that order. I hope you sell grandex to someone who does what the fans want. You should go work for Pokemon go because you’re taking away everything we want for no reason what so ever and ruining your fan base, so Madison I hope sit on your nuts Everytime you think about me. You’ve earned it, I’m putting a picture of you in my toilet right next to Hillary.