Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 117
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Christ almighty fuck the goddam grillmaster
8 years ago at 12:45 pmI kind of feel for the grillmaster; not only does he look like a total dip shit, but he got stuck at the top when TFM decided to implode into the toilet.
8 years ago at 1:00 pmMy go to is: “Have you ever put down a dog without going to the vet?”
Enjoy.
8 years ago at 12:45 pmI would take you out back and shoot you like Old Yeller.
8 years ago at 1:34 pmThese aren’t the same without IGBOTD
8 years ago at 12:54 pmI read everything the geologist said in the first one as Stan’s Dad
8 years ago at 12:55 pmWe are fast approaching the day when no one will get the Zaamn Zanyell joke. Thank God.
8 years ago at 1:12 pmSomehow managing to blow previously lowered expectations out of the water and screw up something as trivial as copying and pasting others funny or bold attempts to score without putting in physical effort in the form of semi-original, semi-generic, but definitely effective one liners on tinder. TFM.
8 years ago at 1:14 pmI’ve found that if you want a quality response to a quality line, you message the fat girls. They’re always funny, desperate, or both.
8 years ago at 1:56 pmI do not about anyone else, but the German shepherd one had me dying laughing.
8 years ago at 3:12 pm