Jay Cutler Takes Long Drag Of Cigarette, Tells World, “Yeah, I’m Happy Trump Won”
9 years ago

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Fine, Cutler wasn’t smoking. I just don’t like to imagine him without a cigarette anymore.

But yes, Cutler did casually tell reporters when asked that he’s been on the Trump train for a while, and he’s glad it finally pulled into the station.

From CBS Chicago:

“I’m happy with the results,” Cutler said. “I’ve supported Trump for a while.”

I like to imagine Cutler said this as condescendingly as possible, giving the reporter a look that implied, “Who the fuck do you think I voted for?” And then, of course, took a drag. You know, the same level of hilarious and transparent contempt he often shows when drunk around his fans.

It wouldn’t shock me if the reporter was looking to get a hot take from Cutler. A real, “OMG look what this mean man said,” type quote. But all the reporter got was a “Yeah so what” and, I hope, Cutler daring him to make something more of it with a withering glare.

And it shouldn’t necessarily be surprising to learn that Cutler wanted to Make America Great Again anyway, especially given the fact that he hails from Vice President-elect Mike Pence’s state, Indiana.

Would you expect a gunslinger like Cutler to vote for anyone else?

[via CBS Chicago]

  3. That drunk brother

    Jay Cutler is FaF. Your poor attempt to make him cooler by lying about ripping a heater THillaryM

    9 years ago at 3:39 pm
    2. Rob Fox

      WTF does this even mean? You’re mad I glorified him? That’s like you being mad I told a group of girls your dick was 12 inches and you were like, “Hey. HEY! It’s 7 don’t you dare act like it’s not!”

      9 years ago at 4:16 pm
  4. Keepin it Fratty

    I’ve always been a fan of Cutler… This just makes me like him more. FaF

    9 years ago at 3:40 pm
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      9 years ago at 4:14 pm
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        9 years ago at 5:01 pm
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        9 years ago at 5:17 pm
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        9 years ago at 5:29 pm
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        9 years ago at 9:08 pm
      7. Henry_Eighth

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        9 years ago at 7:04 am