This is literally what I’ve been trying to figure out. What the fuck is Trump actually going to do to you? He’s not going to do a God damn thing to you or anyone else. But go ahead and riot and beat up Trump supporters and smash cars based on a phantom theory. Great fucking idea.
I despise Trump and (grudgingly) voted for Hillary as the lesser of two evils. But I have zero sympathy for these protesters and people ranting on Facebook? You know why? Because most of them didn’t fucking vote. Millennial voter turnout this Tuesday was 40%. Millennial voter turnout during the 2014 Congressional midterm elections was 20%. Trump won because most of these stupid fucks were too lazy to spend one hour of their Tuesday once every two years going to a polling place.
Your stupid marches and signs and change.org petitions and Facebook groups have absolutely zero material impact whatsoever on our political system. None. It is literally meaningless. No one cares. Everything you are doing right now is a complete waste of time and will not change a single thing. The one thing that WILL change anything is voting, and you stupid fucks aren’t doing it. And it’s the easiest, simplest, least-time-consuming political activity in existence. Fuck these people. Fuck every single one of them in their stupid fucking asses.
I love how Conan keeps waiting for Bill to make some actual negative comment about Trump and keeps asking if he’s worried. But Bill doesn’t, because like he said about the sandwich, life goes on you lib fucks, you’re not going to die, but if you keep protesting I hope you do. The senate and house make all the decisions, be worried about those bastards.
If at some point I decide to work my wedding tackle into a woman I love without wearing a rubber, I’ll tell the resulting child that 2016 was the year of the 3-1 lead. Bron brings one home, the Cubs finally win (your grandpa decides to get off the bottle as a result), and the biggest upset of all time, the come back kid becomes president.
Bill Burr is one of the good ones. His standup bits on feminism are classic.
9 years ago at 1:12 pmHe needs a cameo in the chappelle snl
9 years ago at 1:25 pmThat needs to happen. It would be the stuff of comedy legend.
9 years ago at 1:36 pmDidn’t you hear? Trump is planning concentration camps for gays and it’s now legal to grab women by the pussy. It’s all over the Internet.
9 years ago at 1:12 pmIn the future I’ll be telling my grandkids “I was grabbing pussy before it was cool”
9 years ago at 1:16 pmTry less champ
9 years ago at 1:21 pmYou shouldn’t tell anyone to, “Try less,” With your username.
9 years ago at 2:44 pmIdk I kind of chuckled at the “vaginator”
9 years ago at 5:10 pmYou wanna get your ass beat chief? Because we can make that happen
9 years ago at 5:53 pmTry less, squirt.
9 years ago at 5:38 amSwing And A Miss There Champ
9 years ago at 1:28 pmShut the fuck up Steven Glansberg.
9 years ago at 7:45 pmYOOO SHIT BROOO THE VAGINATOR AND HIS BOYS ARE COMING FOR YOU. BETTER WATCH YOURSELF. Jk, vaginator youre a pussy.
9 years ago at 7:50 amHow about you sit this one out chief. Don’t want you to get your feelings hurt
9 years ago at 9:00 pmYou’re the Wally of the comments section.
9 years ago at 7:46 pmTry less champ
9 years ago at 8:35 pmactually laughed
9 years ago at 5:54 pmThis is a miserable thread. Vaginator is fully responsible for it.
9 years ago at 12:48 pmThis is literally what I’ve been trying to figure out. What the fuck is Trump actually going to do to you? He’s not going to do a God damn thing to you or anyone else. But go ahead and riot and beat up Trump supporters and smash cars based on a phantom theory. Great fucking idea.
9 years ago at 4:54 pmSaying he won’t do anything is a bit of an understatement, Barry had a bit of an impact on our situation.
9 years ago at 5:10 pmI despise Trump and (grudgingly) voted for Hillary as the lesser of two evils. But I have zero sympathy for these protesters and people ranting on Facebook? You know why? Because most of them didn’t fucking vote. Millennial voter turnout this Tuesday was 40%. Millennial voter turnout during the 2014 Congressional midterm elections was 20%. Trump won because most of these stupid fucks were too lazy to spend one hour of their Tuesday once every two years going to a polling place.
Your stupid marches and signs and change.org petitions and Facebook groups have absolutely zero material impact whatsoever on our political system. None. It is literally meaningless. No one cares. Everything you are doing right now is a complete waste of time and will not change a single thing. The one thing that WILL change anything is voting, and you stupid fucks aren’t doing it. And it’s the easiest, simplest, least-time-consuming political activity in existence. Fuck these people. Fuck every single one of them in their stupid fucking asses.
9 years ago at 11:57 amI love how Conan keeps waiting for Bill to make some actual negative comment about Trump and keeps asking if he’s worried. But Bill doesn’t, because like he said about the sandwich, life goes on you lib fucks, you’re not going to die, but if you keep protesting I hope you do. The senate and house make all the decisions, be worried about those bastards.
9 years ago at 3:13 pmIf at some point I decide to work my wedding tackle into a woman I love without wearing a rubber, I’ll tell the resulting child that 2016 was the year of the 3-1 lead. Bron brings one home, the Cubs finally win (your grandpa decides to get off the bottle as a result), and the biggest upset of all time, the come back kid becomes president.
9 years ago at 3:17 pmDump trump
9 years ago at 1:27 pm