Running Cross Country Is Uneventful Until You Get Absolutely DE-CLEATED By A Fucking Deer
One minute you’re running cross country with the squad in the great outdoors, enjoying some cardio and sunny weather, then the next thing you know you’re getting ear-holed by a sprinting deer.
Textbook hit. Like a crackback block on an unsuspecting linebacker. A true de-cleater. T-boned..
[via Facebook/ Eric Bologa]
I would pay a lot of money to watch this happen to you Dorn
10 years ago at 2:53 pmhow much we talkin here
10 years ago at 2:58 pmDamn, put up or a shut up Theta_Theta.
10 years ago at 3:04 pmYour paycheck. So around $250-$300.
10 years ago at 3:06 pmRoasted
10 years ago at 3:42 pm250-300 bucks you say?
10 years ago at 10:15 amI’d chip in on a kickstarter if someone else made it.
10 years ago at 3:13 pmI’ll supply the deer
10 years ago at 5:05 pmYou could rebuild Detroit with the money you’d raise to see Dorn get his shit mixed by a deer
10 years ago at 7:41 pmPriorities
10 years ago at 8:54 pmI’ll put 100 dollars on each of siblings locks and then pay you with my winnings
10 years ago at 9:10 pmThere’s huge upside potential for you here Dorn
10 years ago at 10:34 pmI can watch a lot of people get hurt and not flinch but the sound of the impact made me cringe hard
10 years ago at 3:06 pmBambi!
10 years ago at 3:14 pmHead on a swivel
10 years ago at 3:26 pmId rather have that deer as a safety than mike mitchell. Dude is so bad. Steelers have been torturing me
10 years ago at 3:36 pmThanks for the input
10 years ago at 6:12 pmDorns home video of boys running
10 years ago at 4:51 pmOh deer
10 years ago at 7:12 pmDat hit doe
10 years ago at 10:14 amYou know that malnourished runners’ frame isn’t built to take hits like that
10 years ago at 11:16 pmCackling while laying down being super out of shape, not running cross country
10 years ago at 11:04 pmTHE RACE MUST GO ON. STOP AT NOTHING.
10 years ago at 11:06 pm