Dallas Church Shows Cowboys Game On Big Screen Because The ‘Boys Are God’s Team
Your first place Dallas Cowboys are America’s, and obviously God’s, team.
That’s how you put asses in the seats.
You really going to hold a noon service in Dallas while the first place ‘Boys are playing the first place Ravens and expect that offering tray to be filled? Nope. How do you get your Bible on while drawing a crowd during the big game? Obviously broadcast it on the big screen on mute (they didn’t have the sound on, right?) during the service. Open to Philippians chapter four, verse eight and watch Dez grab this 20-yard back shoulder throw from Dak.
Hallelujah! #WeDemBoyz..
Makes sense.
8 years ago at 12:02 pmHave you seen Zeke run
8 years ago at 12:36 pmZeke runs fast.
8 years ago at 12:41 pmThat boy good.
8 years ago at 4:30 pm“Suffer the little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me.” – Dorn
8 years ago at 12:04 pmYawn. They show Packer games at church all the time in Wisconsin.
8 years ago at 1:12 pmWisconsin is full of sodomites
8 years ago at 1:32 pmthe Packers D has been getting gangbanged all year
8 years ago at 3:31 pm