Lion Mauls And Kills Trainer, Because Lions Maul And Kill

So here’s a video of a male lion attacking and mauling a tamer in a zoo in Egypt. It’s not a graphic video or anything, but the dude eventually dies. All the way dead. So if you’re not into watching videos of a lion attacking a person who eventually dies, you might not want to hit play.

I know I’m not alone in thinking this isn’t all that sad. Right? It would be much sadder to watch a lion take down a golden retriever, for example, wouldn’t it? That dog doesn’t deserve to go down like that. All innocent and cute and whatnot. But you, a person, pluck a ferocious predator out of its natural environment and keep him caged for the rest of its life for amusement purposes, you kind of have it coming, don’t you? I’m not saying you deserve to get eaten by a lion, but you sort of deserve to get eaten by a lion.

Like these lions were born to run down gazelle in the open plains and gut them with their sharp teeth and claws. Little lion cubs know how to hunt and kill prey by like six weeks old or some shit. It’s in their blood. Just absolute killing machines.

All I’m saying is if you’re going to get inside a cage with an animal like that, don’t be surprised when it comes for your throat. RIP, though.

  1. ADOcoon

    Goddamn spectators always move the camera during the best part. At least give me some sound for a scream or two.

    8 years ago at 5:25 pm
  2. thevaginator

    You guys can post this shit but not Fail Friday? This site will be gone by spring break.

    8 years ago at 5:33 pm
  3. Joe Rogan

    Glad to know the slightest nip slip gets a sailboat but a video of a man having his jugular chewed apart doesn’t

    8 years ago at 6:21 pm
  4. dcp123

    Dorn, The guy probably had a fucking family, you piece of shit. A golden retriever is just a fucking dog. Grow up.

    8 years ago at 6:22 pm
    1. JohnRedcorn211

      Fuck Air Bud’s scrub ass, lil dude’s vert was like 50 inches and still couldn’t dunk.

      8 years ago at 6:45 pm
    2. Mitch The Godfather Martin

      If you get in a cage with a lion you are pretty much asking to eaten alive.

      8 years ago at 11:02 pm
  5. bootsoversperrys

    Knowing this site I’m gonna get lapped, but I’ve never ever understood why people watch these videos. Yea, the guy was an idiot. But damn, I don’t want to hear someone screaming for their lives (I assume this guy did, didn’t watch it). If you’re into that kinda shit, look for the clip from Grizzly Man. No video, but audio

    Personally, I’d much rather watch the videos of some POS from ISIS getting his dome blown off. THAT’S quality entertainment

    8 years ago at 6:32 pm
  6. Ass Buster

    Kidnap me and put me in a fucking cage just so idiots can watch me do tricks so somebody can make money from it and I’ll try to fucking kill you also, every chance I get.

    8 years ago at 7:43 pm
  7. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    Dorn drugs and penetrates prepubescent boy, because Dorn drugs and penetrates prepubescent boys.

    8 years ago at 8:12 pm