Ohio State’s Playoff Hype Trailer “In” Is Their Latest Video That Will Make You Want To Destroy All Your Enemies

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I don’t know who is running the media operation for the Ohio State athletic department but dear lord, give them a raise. The Ohio State hype video for the Michigan game was intense enough — the sort of thing I’d want to watch just before storming a machine gun nest — but this one might take it a step further.

This video got me excited and I’m not even an OSU fan. In fact the only reason I’m even rooting for the Buckeyes against Clemson is to see another Meyer-Saban showdown. Otherwise I would want them to lose a heartbreaker (see what I did there?). But if I were an Ohio State fan watching this video? Good God. I’d be off the charts football horny (which is just angry and horny.) I wouldn’t be able to work or do pretty much anything but think about football. As it is, all my sports teams are ass and thus I’m capable of being a (relatively) productive member of society. *sighs* Unfortunately.

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  1. JohnnyFratkins

    Having enough money to make you invincible, able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies. Money is the oxygen of capitalism and I wanna breathe more than any other human being alive. TFM

    8 years ago at 1:46 pm
  2. InternationalFratStudent

    Alabama VS Ohio state for the natty and Saban is out for blood. After the loss the first playoff Saban played the game on constant repeat all over the facilities for a whole year.

    8 years ago at 2:19 pm
    1. JohnnieWalker_Blue

      Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

      8 years ago at 2:53 pm
  3. OldBayOnEverything

    This was total Crap. I liked the last hype video they did for Michigan.

    8 years ago at 3:09 pm
  4. Drunk Chris Berman

    The committee needs to figure their standards out in regards to the weight of conference championship games, you can’t have this kind of screw up again

    8 years ago at 3:43 pm
  5. Just call me blackout

    Actually fell asleep in the middle of the “hype” video, what the fuck happened?

    8 years ago at 7:49 pm