How the fuck can you be a past tense of a verb? This shit doesn’t make any sense. Side note- I recently fucked this Jewish girl with a swastika shaved into my pubes. Should I now shave in Stalin to remedy this??
according to a ‘friend’ you can occasionally – like once a century – find a hot piece of weird theater major ass that is so shocked she’s getting attention by a Greek she lets you do anything. Like anything. She hates herself for liking it, because we are everything she hates. But that’s her issue. So ‘he’ says.
The real question is what were you doing swiping right on Daniel Radcliffe’s inbred cousin?
Harry Potter and the Extra Chromosome
8 years ago at 1:29 pmThis was submitted by user blackdragon666 since TFM likes to post submissions by fucking nerds if that explains anything
8 years ago at 2:13 pmI laughed for a good minute
8 years ago at 5:18 pmThis comment is exactly why I still come to this site, funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. Well played.
8 years ago at 2:33 pmNot woke? Wtf
8 years ago at 2:33 pmHonestly what does that even mean?
8 years ago at 9:40 pmIt means you’re not a self hating white person.
8 years ago at 4:05 pmHow the fuck can you be a past tense of a verb? This shit doesn’t make any sense. Side note- I recently fucked this Jewish girl with a swastika shaved into my pubes. Should I now shave in Stalin to remedy this??
8 years ago at 5:55 pm1) this probably didn’t happen
8 years ago at 10:12 am2) try less my friend
Ew
8 years ago at 2:40 pmI expect nothing less from someone that looks like that
8 years ago at 3:55 pmI’m sure her dance card is full.
8 years ago at 4:54 pmShe’s ugly
8 years ago at 9:53 amI bet shes getting her major in lesbian dance studies or some shit like that
8 years ago at 4:07 pmMy question is why tf would you swipe right on this snowflake??????
8 years ago at 4:56 pmaccording to a ‘friend’ you can occasionally – like once a century – find a hot piece of weird theater major ass that is so shocked she’s getting attention by a Greek she lets you do anything. Like anything. She hates herself for liking it, because we are everything she hates. But that’s her issue. So ‘he’ says.
8 years ago at 8:42 pmWhat is Elizabeth Warren doing on Tinder?
8 years ago at 2:54 pm