This Guy Trolling An MLB Pitcher With A Dirty Joke Worthy Of A 13-Year-Old Is The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen Today
(re: the headline – that might just be because literally everything else I’ve seen today is about that Chicago kidnapping hate crime. FUN DAY!)
For reasons I cannot begin to fathom, Indians pitcher Trevor Bauer is conducting some sort of chemistry experiment, or something. I guess when your job is cool you need boring hobbies? I don’t know. (He might be the only white MLB player not currently executing his own personal deer holocaust. I’m almost positive professional baseball players kill more deer than professional hunters.)
In response to that tweet, this master troll replied with the following:
Then Bauer slid into this guy’s DMs to continue the conversation, which ultimately did not last long.
Ha! Jizz! Classic!
But seriously that made me laugh way more than it should. Thanks for brightening my day up… with jizz..
[via @GABrownsGuy]
Whatever question he asked, the answer was going to be “jizz.”
9 years ago at 3:46 pmWally writing an article titled “i’m a fuckboy”? 80% of your articles centered around dick? i truly think that y’all get off from us shitting on you
9 years ago at 3:53 pmIt helps up engagement.
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Stay at home mom Kelly Richards from New York after resigning from her full time job managed to average from $6000-$8000 a month from freelancing at home… This is how she done it
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9 years ago at 5:03 amwhich equals revenue. it’s actually genius. i mean, let’s be real. Wally is a fake account created to generate clicks/comments. those clicks = ads= a few cents for papa grandex. i’m sure ‘i’m a fuckboy’ was like a break in case of emergency type deal for a low quarter.
9 years ago at 9:04 amwith that being said, as long y’all keep posting the rush tits and babe of the day, please accept my .023 cents per click and comment
9 years ago at 9:07 amWhere are the rush tits now? Guess I’ve gotten out of the loop.
9 years ago at 8:24 pmPretty sad that your Staff is so incompetent that they have to rely on the audience ripping on your shitty writing to generate revenue instead of actually producing content that the readers will enjoy.
9 years ago at 12:22 pmPretty sad that you’re such a GDI fuckface peasant that your girlfriend has to rely on me giving her that dope dick to get off. She tells me about all the times she catches you jerking it to anime porn, so naturally me and my boys performed bukkake on her. If you notice that things are a bit sticky later, you’re welcome #sploogecitybitch #10inchesofsteel
9 years ago at 8:56 pmHow’s high school treating you?
9 years ago at 11:54 pmDon’t be a fool like Icarus and fly too close to the sun (which is me) vaginator. I was all up in your girlfriend’s juice box tonight and I always raw dawg that bitch. #Kinky
9 years ago at 12:48 amTry less champ. Try so much less
9 years ago at 10:09 pmAnd the penis themed articles continue….
9 years ago at 4:53 pmHow’s retirement Chris Berman?
9 years ago at 5:48 pmMore golf and more booze
9 years ago at 8:02 pmEverything you post is in the ballpark of “the funniest thing i’ve seen today”, etc. And it’s rarely that funny. Cut the shit with the clickbait headlines.
9 years ago at 5:12 pmI love how he is basically soliciting someone to help him find a way to cheat.
9 years ago at 8:37 pmIf you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying
9 years ago at 5:19 pmGay
9 years ago at 10:53 pmSurprised we havn’t seen “that’s not the first time you’ve thank someone for jizz before” in the comments yet.
9 years ago at 1:56 pm