The Best Part Of This Video Of A Mako Shark Jumping Out Of Water Is The Reactions From The Boat Of White Guys Who Caught It

You know that white walk-on who sits at the end of the bench for every college basketball team and only gets playing time at the end of blowouts? He comes in with a minute fifteen left in the game and throws up a three every time he touches the ball. His teammates keep feeding him the rock because they, along with everyone in the building, want to see him score. Everyone is brimming with excitement at the opportunity to see him get buckets.

On his third prayer for three he finally banks one in and turns to his bench while running to the other end of the court and holds up his middle through pinky fingers while making an “O” with his index and thumb to indicate that, yes, that counts as three points. The reaction from his teammates on the bench is the best reaction in sports. You’ll never see a more supportive, more hyped group of guys in your life.

That’s the exact reaction you’ll hear from the guys aboard this boat as their buddy reels in a mako shark.

So hype.

The guy behind the camera is named Kellen. I heard a Cade in there somewhere, too. I assume the others guys are Brad, Tanner, and Preston.

What a video. What a beautiful animal. What a group of white guys.

[via FOX 10 Phoenix, Facebook/ Kellen Keglor]

    1. StoryTeller

      I’m going to try to make sense of the situation and say Rob moved on to bigger/better things rather than being fired. But it is Grandex, so they probably did fire the best writer while we’re stuck with shit stains like Dorno

      9 years ago at 1:14 pm
      1. Guy Young

        No, they just keep on the writers that suck their dicks and fire the good ones who have self-respect and actual talent. It’s completely political. Only logical reason for this disaster.

        9 years ago at 1:27 pm
      2. FratinaHat

        And then they lap any negative comment to make it seem like no one else agrees with these astute observations

        9 years ago at 3:00 pm
      3. StockWithFrock

        Astute? No. The reason bacon was fired is because he wasn’t as profitable. Sure, he appealed to the commenter base of TFM but his appeal didn’t reach beyond that. Basically, he wasn’t clickbait enough to drive traffic to the website.

        9 years ago at 3:02 pm
      4. fratsohardUn1versity

        If you notice all the writers that post anything about the far left’s craziness or anything closely related to “red pill” thought are now gone. Ive said it before this site PCed a lot and caters to the PC police. They dont want to heat and affiliation that sites like returnofkings gets

        9 years ago at 6:16 pm
  1. Guy Young

    “Dorn”, I have a question: Why do you write 80% of the articles on TFM now?

    9 years ago at 1:16 pm
  2. Purdue_Peter

    You seem like the kid on the block who got into fads roughly 1 week after everyone else moved on.

    9 years ago at 1:43 pm