Read the first letter of each word. The 7th quality is eating ass.

  1. thevaginator

    They forgot the most important quality of all. Being a massive fucking goober

    8 years ago at 2:32 pm
    1. KSig1869ab

      Shut the fuck up, shithead. And name the time and place where you want to receive the ass beating that you deserve. Name it, shithead.

      8 years ago at 2:37 pm
      1. Burt Reynolds1776

        that is so badass that you are going to fight yourself. This stunt is guaranteed to get people to like you.

        8 years ago at 4:02 pm
      2. KSig1869ab

        Hell why wait til 8pm? Meet me in front of McClung Hall in 15 minutes unless you’re a pussy.

        8 years ago at 4:58 pm
      3. KSig1869ab

        Well you passed out on that meeting, didn’t you puss. If you can’t put up, shut the fuck up.

        8 years ago at 5:18 pm
      4. thevaginator

        Hey Burt you want your ass beat too chief? It won’t take me long with this fucker so I’m sure I can squeeze you in

        8 years ago at 5:31 pm
      5. thevaginator

        HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH. I told you If you didn’t shut up you were gonna get your ass beat, and that’s exactly what happened. Now go fetch me a beer you fucking peasant.

        8 years ago at 10:25 pm
      6. KSig1869ab

        The little pussy didn’t even show up. He was hiding in his dorm room in Hess Hall with his little GDI friends. This person is just a shithead. I stood up to him and he pussed out. Everyone just ignore this little puss. He couldn’t even beat his own ass. Shithead. Shut the fuck up.

        8 years ago at 12:01 am
      7. thevaginator

        How are you so insecure that you have to try and defend yourself on a fucking tfm article? No wonder you can’t get laid and your house is bottom tier. You lost, get over it.

        8 years ago at 2:28 am
      8. KSig1869ab

        You never showed up, Pussinator. So just shut the fuck up and stay in your little Hess Hall shithole.

        8 years ago at 3:00 am
      9. thevaginator

        What are you telling people happened with that swolen left eye I gave you? You tripped while sucking some dick?

        8 years ago at 11:50 am
      10. KSig1869ab

        You didn’t beat anybody’s ass. How bout we get together again. This time bring one of your “boys” and we can video the whole thing and put it on YouTube.

        8 years ago at 4:11 pm
      11. thevaginator

        I have no further business with you. I beat your ass, everyone saw it, and I’ll sleep like a baby tonight knowing you’re gonna be walking around campus looking like a complete idiot for the next few days. I am a lion and you are an ant. You are no longer worth my time.

        8 years ago at 8:30 pm
      12. KSig1869ab

        And FYI I’ll run my mouth as long as I fucking want to run it you shithead pussy with the yellow streak up his back

        8 years ago at 4:15 pm
      13. thevaginator

        Whatever helps you sleep at night champ. And while you’re at it why don’t you be a good girl and go fetch me a beer. Your master is thirsty

        8 years ago at 4:43 pm
      14. KSig1869ab

        Jesus Christ you are a complete and total idiot. You expect people to believe that you came up to the KSig house on a Friday night, when we are ALL there drinking beer, and kicked anyone’s ass??? Good Lord, kid, you are completely delusional!

        8 years ago at 1:07 pm
      15. Foremaan

        So you’re saying that on a Friday night you’re drinking with your boys and not with girls… sounds like a dope house

        8 years ago at 4:58 am
      16. UnKappaFifth

        that’s the story all my bros heard, he showed up, he kicked ass and drank your beer

        8 years ago at 11:46 am
      17. UnKappaFifth

        Yep, since everyone who sucks dick definitely just casually walks around while they’re doing it

        8 years ago at 11:42 am
      18. UnKappaFifth

        I can imagine how underwhelming of a moment this must have been for everyone in attendance. All 150 combined pounds of white aggression ready to rage upon each other.

        8 years ago at 11:38 am
    2. KSig1869ab

      Yeah your just a chickenshit pussy. Somebody shows up that really will fight you and that big yellow streak goes crawling up your back. Shut up shithead.

      8 years ago at 2:39 pm
  2. Butanefratoil

    You fed the troll and he’s gonna keep coming back but keep feeding him this is hilarious how pissed you’re getting

    8 years ago at 6:22 pm