Give The IU Delta Chis Their Lawn Chairs Or Give Them Death

Yesterday, I brought you all the story of how Indiana University’s Delta Chi chapter purchased over $1 million worth of lawn chairs for $30 from Midwest home improvement superstore Menards. I’ve been eagerly awaiting an update ever since, and we finally have it.
First update: It turns out the fraternity actually purchased 4,200 chairs, not the initially reported 3,000. This brings their purchase price up from $30 to $54, and the retail price of their chairs they purchased up from $1,074,000 to $1,503,600 — over half a million dollars.
Second update: If Menards has its way, none of that will matter — they have rejected the IU Delta Chi’s order, claiming the item listed for $0.01, a Backyard Creations Hattington Chat Chair in Tamara Paisley, was merely “a figment of the computer’s imagination.” Menards then issued a full $54 refund on the $1.5 million value order.
What a terrible PR move from Menards. Not only was the notification of rejection email that was sent out to all lawn chair purchasers riddled with spelling errors and improper grammar, but Menards rejection of this purchase order is literally the same thing as them stealing from charity. IU Delta Chi Treasurer Fikki Sadykhov explained why to WISH-TV.
“We already had pre-orders set locally and were working on selling these chairs to hotels, nursing homes, and other residency companies at an incredible discount to them. In all, we were hoping to use the proceeds to contribute at least $100,000 to the Jimmy V Foundation, although we expected much more than that,” [fraternity treasurer Fikki Sadykhov] said.
Menards, if you aren’t going to stand by this order, the least you can do is cut out a fat check to the Jimmy V Foundation to make up for the money they won’t be getting due to this whole fiasco. If you do that, we will all forgive you..
[via WISH-TV]
dorn if you don’t provide a picture of your cock, we’re all going to assume it’s the size of a child’s. Baby Dick Dillon
9 years ago at 4:24 pmWhat in the hell?
9 years ago at 4:38 pmDude must be higher than me two Fridays ago in San Diego
9 years ago at 5:43 pmHave you been drinking straight paint again?
9 years ago at 5:26 pm“commenter of the week”
9 years ago at 9:55 pmIf they do get those chairs it will probably cost a couple workers their jobs
9 years ago at 4:25 pmClaiming all fraternal revenues are going “to charity” – TFM.
9 years ago at 4:29 pmLooks like menards would rather sit this one out
9 years ago at 4:52 pmFuck Menards
9 years ago at 4:52 pmTheir purchase going up from $1,074,000 to 1,503,600 isn’t a difference of over half a million dumbfuck.
9 years ago at 5:22 pmCan you at least change your fucking name, so you can stop misrepresenting my beautiful school? All of your comments are written like a complete asshat.
9 years ago at 9:05 pmSay what ya wanna say bud, I’m not gonna talk shit to my fellow peer. I was just pointing out the unnecessary extrapolation to make his article about an unreal lawn chair order sound exciting.
9 years ago at 9:45 pmWow, I know it’s NF to cave in like this, but fuck, I respect your respect. I’m lacing up the shoes right now and heading to UREC for some laps. Go Dukes.
9 years ago at 10:06 pmWhat the fuck did I just read
9 years ago at 12:07 amthey can suck menards.
9 years ago at 5:28 pmThis is why menards is for retards.
9 years ago at 3:22 pmMeynards is worse than Wally
9 years ago at 6:13 pmLet’s not say things we can’t take back
9 years ago at 8:35 pmLmao. Hell will freeze over before they get a million in chairs for $30 or whatever. Get real. I worked for Menards. They’ll send them some free Menards gloves and an apology
9 years ago at 6:47 pmWorking for Menards. NF.
9 years ago at 1:12 amWhen the fuck did Delta Chi take ATO’s house? Fuck being an alumni, I miss all the cool shit. At least Trump’s my Commander in Chief now. Take the W when you can I suppose?
9 years ago at 8:07 pmThis year they started. I’m assuming you know about ATO getting kicked off over a year ago…..
9 years ago at 9:43 pmYes I remember the whole alleged rape during ménage tau and being on social probation like 4x but I thought they moved back in 2014 or so. Delta Chi doesn’t deserve that frat castle. They deserve White Castle.
9 years ago at 7:24 pmUh DX lived in that house before ATO did, youngin…
9 years ago at 9:10 pmLike when? ATO was there for 20+ years before DX inherited that killer house.
9 years ago at 4:07 pm