Guy’s Tinder Date Leaves Him Naked And Penniless In Motel

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Look, We’ve all had some bad dates from swiping right before. If you go down into the basement, you have to expect to see some rats and roaches along the way. It comes with the territory.

But one man in Springfield, Oregon definitely tops your “she had a tail” Tinder story. What started as a casual encounter ended with the poor dude robbed of both his money and dignity.

From Oregon Live:

Upon checking in, the victim told his Tinder date — whose profile was of a blonde, blue-eyed woman named Ashley — he was taking a shower. That’s when Ashley suggested he leave the door unlocked so she could slip in.

When the man got out of the shower, all of his possessions were missing. The victim tried to pull up Ashley’s profile but it had been deleted.

He called the police at approximately 1 a.m.

So this guy isn’t totally blameless here. Slipping in for a shower, on a neutral field, is a risky gambit for someone you barely know. Even the best case scenario carries a 30 percent chance of getting ringworm from the motel soap.

Tinder Pro Tip: shoot low without bottoming out. The less attractive the girl, the more likely she won’t rob you blind. Now don’t go scraping the bottom of the barrel but avoid a girl that’s too good to be true. She usually is.

If you watched Seinfeld growing up, you’d know better.

Never keep your guard or pants down around strangers for too long.

[via Oregon Live]

Image via Youtube

  1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    “Ring worm” is what I call my earthworm-on-a-hot-pavement like penis.

    9 years ago at 3:06 pm
  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    She SWIPED his stuff RIGHT out of the room! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    9 years ago at 3:11 pm
    1. thevaginator

      Better idea. Shut the fuck up. Delete your account. And never post here again

      9 years ago at 5:13 pm
      1. MichaelBurry

        I read that as “make me your sorry bitch” which would be way more accurate for you.

        9 years ago at 6:01 pm
      2. Drunk Chris Berman

        A decently upvoted Baybro comment is about as rare as an 8 or above who isn’t insane

        9 years ago at 9:14 am
      3. MichaelBurry

        Show Andrew’s mom some respect you fucking dingleberry, she’s a national treasure.

        9 years ago at 5:56 pm
      4. thevaginator

        You trying to get your ass beat chief? Because that’s the direction we’re headed

        9 years ago at 9:13 pm
      5. thevaginator

        Oh I can assure you I’m in a fraternity, and one that is undoubtedly better than whatever group of goobers you joined. And I can also assure you that I’d knock your fucking teeth in

        9 years ago at 12:56 pm
      6. RisingFratstarOfTX

        No fraternity is desperate enough to bid you, except Gamma Delta Iota, they’ll take anybody.

        9 years ago at 5:50 pm
  3. phiup485

    So… so far I’ve gotten laid with 16 white girls on tinder (14 American, 1 Canadian, 1 Dutch), but that shit hasn’t happened to me yet, so am I lucky? 😉

    9 years ago at 9:26 pm
    1. bourboncountry

      This is the worst comment i have ever seen from someone not trying to troll. You actually thought this was going to be funny/cool. Jesus.

      9 years ago at 8:20 am