Tom Brady’s Instagram Continues To Be High Comedy

I guess when you’ve completed the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history, you get to breathe a sign of relief and crack a smile. I certainly haven’t stopped smiling. Although, to be completely transparent, the poop stains in my jeans may never come out. Even constantly scowling Coach Belichick, who tore it up on Fallon with Edelman on Monday, was jovial. And yesterday, GLA (greatest living American) Tom Brady set fire to the Instagram world yet again, cracking not one, but two — count ’em, TWO — top notch jokes. I’m telling you, people continue to underestimate Brady’s sense of humor. To be honest, it’s what attracts me to him the most.
First, in a series of two pictures, Brady made fun of the pick six that tore the hearts out of all of New England simultaneously. But since the Patriots won, Brady was all about making fun of himself for it.
And then, in the goofiest, most “white dad from the suburbs tries to explain rain drop drop top” way possible, we’ve got Brady’s son Benjamin dabbing so hard while riding a Duck Boat that it’s more probable than not that he’ll be on the PUP list with a shoulder injury. Proud dad Tom’s caption of “rain drop, drop top, Benny dabbin on the boat with his Papa” is so self-aware it’s insane. Like, of course Brady knows he’s supposed to make it rhyme. But does he care? For sure naht. That’s why it’s so genius. He’s playing the white dad from the ‘burbs role perfectly.
Rain drop. Drop top. Boston Max gonna jerk off to Super Bowl 51 highlights until OTAs..
[via Instagram/Tom Brady]
Image via Instagram/Tom Brady
Nothing will make me like Tom brady.
9 years ago at 10:05 amHe’s still a massive vagina. He just happens to be the greatest vagina ever.
9 years ago at 10:12 amGOAT vagina
9 years ago at 12:21 pmGot up at 5am Monday and re-watched the second half. Still can’t believe it.
9 years ago at 10:17 amWell that’s a little extreme and pathetic
9 years ago at 10:20 amPossibly correct on both counts.
9 years ago at 10:34 amTom Brady is what every white male wishes to be
9 years ago at 10:20 amAnd black males
9 years ago at 11:07 amWhat, white?
9 years ago at 11:55 amJ
9 years ago at 10:52 am‘Gisele is hot but she knows it!’ – every chick at your super bowl party
9 years ago at 11:13 amIf you think this guy runs his own social media, you’re an idiot.
9 years ago at 11:19 amYou clearly haven’t seen Ted
9 years ago at 2:05 amBruh, I need the homie Bill to give me a chance! Just think about me mentoring under the GOAT for a few years. Boston’s about partying. I’m about partying. Let’s sign some papers!
9 years ago at 12:20 pmAtlanta blew a 28-3 lead.
9 years ago at 3:31 pm