Snowboarding Is Fun Until A Killer Moose Runs You Down At 100 MPH And Clobbers Your Brains Out

The moose is very rapidly ascending up my list of most admired animals. I’m a big jungle cat guy through and through, and I think most people know that about me by now, but any 1500-lb. animal with hooves that can move like that and has a thirst for blood is okay in my book. What a majestic beast this is.

Here’s a video of a moose trying to run down a snowboarder for being a snowboarder and scatter his brains all over the mountain just because he’s a snowboarder.

What a thrill. One minute you’re hitting a J just inside the tree line and follow it up by doing a backside grind while your boy Chaz films you and the next you’re snowboarding for your literal life as a moose tries to run you down at 100 MPH and wear your brains on his hooves. The boys back at the dispensary are going to love this story.

  1. Broties n Boatshoes

    I’m surprised your Vail shirt didn’t make a guest appearance in the article, Dorn.

    9 years ago at 1:33 pm
  2. Literally, nothing from the title happened. What’s the English term for this kind of speech?

    9 years ago at 2:19 pm
  3. smithpm

    Snowboarders have the same reaction when they cut across and wipe out young children. “Did you see that brah? That was awesome.”

    9 years ago at 2:23 pm
    1. SubPar68

      It used to be on Canada’s version of Spike but there was too much penetration for consistent sponsorship

      9 years ago at 3:04 pm
    1. thevaginator

      You gonna man up and do something you little bitch? Or are you just gonna stay behind your keyboard and talk shit like a little pussy

      9 years ago at 11:48 pm
      1. ChristianPKP

        The ‘thevaginator’ sounds like a douche canoe with no friends and a lot of free time. And yes little boy I’ll do something about it. We fight ISIL for fun. You sound like a fatter Kim Jung Un. Probably shorter too.

        9 years ago at 2:46 pm
      2. TheHangoverCure

        I’d just like to point out that there’s a decent probability that he typed this from his phone which indeed does not have a keyboard.

        9 years ago at 10:01 pm