Snowboarding Is Fun Until A Killer Moose Runs You Down At 100 MPH And Clobbers Your Brains Out
The moose is very rapidly ascending up my list of most admired animals. I’m a big jungle cat guy through and through, and I think most people know that about me by now, but any 1500-lb. animal with hooves that can move like that and has a thirst for blood is okay in my book. What a majestic beast this is.
Here’s a video of a moose trying to run down a snowboarder for being a snowboarder and scatter his brains all over the mountain just because he’s a snowboarder.
What a thrill. One minute you’re hitting a J just inside the tree line and follow it up by doing a backside grind while your boy Chaz films you and the next you’re snowboarding for your literal life as a moose tries to run you down at 100 MPH and wear your brains on his hooves. The boys back at the dispensary are going to love this story..
I’m surprised your Vail shirt didn’t make a guest appearance in the article, Dorn.
9 years ago at 1:33 pmDamn I should go back and add it
9 years ago at 2:16 pmYou should go back to Vail and find that moose
9 years ago at 5:26 pmFAKE NEWS. I saw no brain getting clobbered
9 years ago at 1:34 pmMisleading title, but still pretty Amoosing
9 years ago at 1:38 pm“Adult moose can run as fast as 35 miles per hour.” – Google
9 years ago at 2:04 pmThis one ran 100 though
9 years ago at 2:17 pmAdult *meese
9 years ago at 6:15 pmLiterally, nothing from the title happened. What’s the English term for this kind of speech?
9 years ago at 2:19 pmBullshit?
9 years ago at 3:09 pmClick bait
9 years ago at 3:41 pmThe usual dorn being a dildo?
9 years ago at 11:19 pmMaybe 100kph
9 years ago at 2:20 pmSnowboarders have the same reaction when they cut across and wipe out young children. “Did you see that brah? That was awesome.”
9 years ago at 2:23 pmCanada’s annual running of the Mooses
9 years ago at 2:40 pmIt used to be on Canada’s version of Spike but there was too much penetration for consistent sponsorship
9 years ago at 3:04 pmalso… “Vaginator’s Mom at Apres Ski”
9 years ago at 3:56 pmYou gonna man up and do something you little bitch? Or are you just gonna stay behind your keyboard and talk shit like a little pussy
9 years ago at 11:48 pmThe ‘thevaginator’ sounds like a douche canoe with no friends and a lot of free time. And yes little boy I’ll do something about it. We fight ISIL for fun. You sound like a fatter Kim Jung Un. Probably shorter too.
9 years ago at 2:46 pmI’d just like to point out that there’s a decent probability that he typed this from his phone which indeed does not have a keyboard.
9 years ago at 10:01 pmUpdate: title is as factual as CNN, Dorn is a moose knuckle
9 years ago at 4:26 pm