Let’s Get Weird
In our first edition of LGW I opened the floor to other headline ideas. Nothing really spoke to me and I’m actually starting to like LGW, so we’re rolling with it for now. I will still consider alternative options from you people, so hit me with them if you think of any.
Helen Keller TFM, please email me.
To the guy who asked for whiskey recommendations last week, you got some good ones from everyone. Try Bulleit Bourbon. Bulleit over ice with a finger of water is one of my go-to drinks.
Top comment last week:
Content idea: Dress up like college students and go to parties at different fraternities at UT/Texas State/etc. and write about what they’re like, if you could/couldn’t get in. You guys get to get fucked up and you’ll have a good time
This would be an idea for Dan or Jared but your boy is way too old to be messing around at college parties. I was in Baton Rouge in the fall of 2015 and stopped by one of our freelance writer’s fraternity houses to say hi. There wasn’t a party going on but there were guys throwing the football in the yard and music playing and a gathering of about 20 people just casually hanging out and day drinking.
Holy shit did I feel out of place.
Thanks for the support, Madison.
Don’t link nudes to these threads anymore, please. That’s literally why the forums were shut down. Again, some of you veterans, or just the decent ones of you, need to start policing your own so we can keep these going..
Your column sucks and you should consider castrating yourself
8 years ago at 10:34 amOpinions on modern vs. classic country music.
8 years ago at 10:36 amskinny jeans are now worn by country music artists, so I have absolutely leapt off that wagon. Stick to the classics
8 years ago at 10:38 amI’ll take the Carter Family over any of the cowboy hat guys.
8 years ago at 10:42 amAll jokes about Luke Bryan, Sam Hunt, Kane Brown and all other pop country stars being huge pussies aside. New country has lost its flair, it doesn’t tell a story anymore, there’s no emotion behind the music anymore, everything sounds the same and all even uses the same lyrics nowadays.
8 years ago at 10:44 amIf by “modern” country you mean the stuff you hear on the radio, then you’re talking about two completely different genres. There are artists out there that have a more classic sound if you’re willing to look, but modern radio country is basically redneck pop music that’s meant to be enjoyed at a purely superficial level. Hot 20 year old girls eat that shit up, though, so it certainly has its place.
8 years ago at 11:01 amIs this your homework Larry?
8 years ago at 11:06 amClassic country but there are good non-mainstream artists and bands out there like Whitey Morgan & The 78s, JP Harris & The Tough Choices, Joshua Hedley, Nikki Lane, Jonny Fritz, Hank Williams 3. Lots of good modern stuff out there that isn’t on the radio.
8 years ago at 11:04 amBig fan of Cross Canadian Ragweed, Robert Earl Keen, and The Damn Quails if you’re looking for more.
8 years ago at 1:43 pmI saw Hank Williams III in concert. The guy performed for five hours straight, going from country to punk to metal. One of the best concerts Ive seen
8 years ago at 3:00 pmHis show is incredible. Saw Hank on July 4th my last year of high school and enjoyed every second. It was rowdy but everyone was chill at the same time. I hope he starts touring again soon.
8 years ago at 3:07 pmLOL!
8 years ago at 2:14 amIf they haven’t gone through a $1500 of coke a day (or something similar) phase, I probably don’t want to hear them. Gone me some Waylon, Cash, and Hank Jr.
8 years ago at 3:34 pmI hate most modern country, but I enjoy listening to Justin Moore. Reminds me of old country.
8 years ago at 6:09 pmCheck out a a little small band called Sundy Best. Two guys from Kentucky and they have some good country music.
8 years ago at 3:44 pmFor content, It’s approachcing march madness season again, so maybe another bracket of some sort by devry guy. Frat Round 2 to see if natty can defend its title for instance
8 years ago at 10:42 amAlso babe of the day bracket, TFM writers bracket, Fail Friday’s worst of the worst bracket
8 years ago at 10:44 amTFM commenter bracket?
8 years ago at 11:27 amRuger Dern v. Frabst will be an instant classic
8 years ago at 12:26 pmDon’t count out AndrewsMom. She’s a firecracker that one.
8 years ago at 6:50 pmHas everyone forgotten Shibby, or have I just been on this site too long?
8 years ago at 8:44 pmNo he just likes PGP more.
8 years ago at 11:18 pmNo… btw he follows me on twitter BAM
8 years ago at 12:22 amShibby was overrated. His main talent was knowing how to use animated GIFs. And people who create a Twitter account that corresponds to their TFM account are taking this TFM commenter stuff way too seriously.
8 years ago at 1:53 amYou’d be surprised there actually a few people who have continued their TFM profile on to Twitter.
8 years ago at 9:21 amI know. It’s fine for the freelancers like Karl and Kramer Smash. They’ve actually accomplished something, and someday they may be able to transition into being “real” people (and maybe Shibby gets a pass since he’s written some columns for PGP). But when someone who’s only accomplishment is to make dumbass anonymous comments on TFM (and I count myself in that group) creates a Twitter profile so they can tweet their anonymous dumbass comments to the whole world, it just seems like they are taking their fake selves too seriously. Oh well.
8 years ago at 1:11 pmAdding on to babe of the day bracket, since March madness starts about the same time as spring break, spring break girls bracket.
8 years ago at 12:59 pmYou should call it ” The I can’t think of anything to write about so give me some ideas column”
8 years ago at 10:42 amDillon I know you did something this ages ago, but you guys should do pledge diaries. Start the entries during rush and continue it through initiation. Would be a fun thing to follow along to the same time rush traditionally starts
8 years ago at 10:44 amAn Email Exchange Between A Broken Pledge And His Concerned Mother.
Yes, best content this site has ever had.
8 years ago at 1:08 pm“You need to start policing your own so we can keep these going.” If we could do that, we would have blackballed thevaginator months ago.
8 years ago at 10:48 amAnd Wally
8 years ago at 11:36 am2 for 1 special?
8 years ago at 2:43 pmI saw a similar comment about me from last week’s comment section and I see it’s still an issue, so I just wanted to clear up some confusion. I don’t know who you think I am, but my first name is Adam and my *last* name is Walle. With an E, not a Y. Whoever this Wally is that you so hate, it’s not me and it’s honestly just a crazy coincidence that fate has intersected like this. I’m relatively new to the TFM fold and this new column felt like an ideal opportunity to start commenting in earnest. In truth, I’m just a random from a podunk college who’s getting roped into something I don’t understand and probably don’t want to. So please forgive me and my typical online handle for stirring up all of this confusion.
8 years ago at 3:07 pmDo less.
8 years ago at 3:27 pmApologizing, NF.
8 years ago at 6:49 pmYou wouldn’t do shit you fucking pussy
8 years ago at 3:12 pmYou’ve bitched out of multiple fight offers. Pretty convinced you’re actually in high school.
8 years ago at 5:15 pmYeah guy doesn’t actually exist, he’s just bored
8 years ago at 6:59 pmName one. And I’m pretty sure I’ve challenged you but you didn’t have the balls to do anything
8 years ago at 10:07 pmYou’re a cunt man. Just leave. No one likes you
8 years ago at 5:48 pmMake me you little bitch
8 years ago at 6:07 pmCome to St. Louis and I’ll throw you off the Arch.
8 years ago at 9:03 pmWanted to talk a bit about politics. So far trump hasn’t been the worst, but one thing I really disagree with was Betsy DeVos for the secretary of education. My mom is a teacher so education is important to me. So when I heard that the new secretary of education never went to a public school I was furious! But I talked to some of my brothers and said it wasn’t a big deal. Am I taking crazy pills or should you at least know what the public school system is like before you get the job?
8 years ago at 10:49 amWrong
8 years ago at 11:00 amI’m so fucking tired of politics no.
8 years ago at 11:05 amCompetition generally improves things so her going to private school might actually means she knows what the fuck she is talking about
8 years ago at 1:27 pmShe’s a Christian nut who bought the position, doesn’t believe in public school, and has poured a shitload of money into failed charter schools, and may or may not want to include religion in the curriculum (though I don’t think she can constitutionally do that). trump has made a lot of questionable decisions with his cabinet, but she was objectively unqualified for this position. She will be a disaster for education.
8 years ago at 2:24 pmRemember when I tried to tell everyone that Republicans were just as corrupt and apathetic to our freedoms as liberals? Got voted down like 80 times but I’m pretty it’s been proven right.
8 years ago at 9:04 pmThere isnt a public school in the country that is better than the highschool I went to. fuck the poors.
8 years ago at 2:55 pmI just don’t get it. So many good education administrators in this country. I’m really having a hard time not saying she got the job because she donated so much.
8 years ago at 4:54 pmHe’d have to beat (in no particular order) Andrew Jackson, Zachary Taylor, and Andrew Johnson. No way.
8 years ago at 9:09 pmThe job is to improve the education system, not to defend public schools and teacher unions. The left chose the wrong hill to die on here.
8 years ago at 10:05 pmThe Department of Education shouldn’t exist in the first place. It isn’t a federal issue and should be left to the states. Therefore, it really doesn’t matter whose in charge of it. Don’t worry, the world isn’t ending because of DeVos.
8 years ago at 1:31 amThis is absolutely correct. The Dept of Edu wasn’t even formed until 1979 at the tail-end of the hippie years. And it was a backhanded way by the Carter administration and the Demo’s to try to make the South ‘get in line’ (I’m from the North). Want smaller & less govt then this should be the 1st to go.
8 years ago at 4:27 pmLeave it up to the states and you get retard kids in bumbfuck Mississippi learning that the earth is 5000 years old and dinosaur fossils were put here to test our faith.
8 years ago at 3:53 amWhat was your first car? Did you bang in it?
8 years ago at 10:53 amOld Ford pickup. Never banged in it but it had a bench seat so I got road head from my high school girlfriend plenty of times.
8 years ago at 11:06 am’96 Silverado Z-71 with a lift and flow masters
8 years ago at 11:07 amWas the unmarked, windowless van your second car then?
8 years ago at 11:30 amof course it was, baby dick
8 years ago at 2:57 pm64 VW. Injured my back trying to cop a feel off a 15-year-old girl in the back seat.
8 years ago at 11:15 amand that was just last week
8 years ago at 4:30 pmI get older, the high school sophomores stay 15.
8 years ago at 12:25 pmChevy Impala from 95. I did, but she forgot to tell me she was on her period. Cleaned the seats for hours but I still had sex.
8 years ago at 11:29 am2012 Honda Civic. Banged in the back seat in a local park parking lot
8 years ago at 11:30 am2000 Jeep Wrangler. Would push the front seats forward and bang in the back on the bench seat. With the top off
8 years ago at 12:03 pmHad a 98, did the same thing!
8 years ago at 7:45 pm’03 Honda Civic, the road dome was excellent
8 years ago at 2:28 pm03 Sierra crew cab, fucked in the bed of it a few times and skinned my knees to shit.
8 years ago at 4:40 pm1995 Ford Aspire.. was my buddy’s before mine, paid $750 for it, ran it into the ground. Banged in it a lot. Mormon parents make sneaky kids.
8 years ago at 4:56 pmMy first ride was your mother.
8 years ago at 10:45 pmMarch madness of the top frattest schools
8 years ago at 10:59 am(Of course UCSB #1)
Bring back Steve holt
8 years ago at 11:00 amWow, full circle on Holt
8 years ago at 11:08 am