Wait, Trump’s An Android Guy?

Dan Regester9 years ago

Where your viewpoints fall on the political spectrum is none of my concern. I’d rather get continuously clubbed over the head with a freshly caught bluefin tuna or be forced to watch CBS comedies until I die from a laugh track induced brain aneurysm than hear your opinions on health care or immigration. I’m an employed white narcissist in his mid 20s and if something isn’t personally having an immediate negative impact on my day to day life, I simply can’t find the slightest reason to care.

With that said, how was this not a bigger deal before the election?

From Variety:

President Trump is still using his trusty old Android phone for early morning tweet storms — and California Congressman Ted Lieu wants to put a stop to it. That’s because consumer-grade Android phones, especially if they’re dated like the one that Trump is reportedly using, can easily be hacked.

Is this Trump’s attempt to connect with the poors or is he genuinely THAT asshole who makes group messaging a living hell? How are we going to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies when Un or Putin can’t even see time stamped read receipts on the last message they sent? How’s Mexico going to be convinced it has to pay for the wall when it’s too busy laughing at bootleg emojis?

Personally, the second I see a green blurb pop up on my screen is the second I delete you out of my contacts and out of my life forever. I just don’t want to associate myself with such a second class citizen. And, I’m pretty positive plenty of leaders around the planet share that same sentiment. You’re making us look like a gigantic joke, Donald.

When you willingly opt for a Droid over an iPhone, I have to call into question every decision you’ve ever made. I simply don’t trust a green texter to brew my coffee or shine my shoes let alone lead the free world. Sad!.

[via Variety]

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