My Brain Cannot Comprehend How Hot These Australian Surfing Sisters Are
There is a ton of stuff in this world that I just don’t understand. The list is long but distinguished. Like how Jimmer Fredette was drafted before Klay Thompson and Kawhi Leonard, or how airplane pilots never forget the keys to the plane in their apartment.
I also don’t understand how these surfing sisters from Australia, the Coffey sisters, are as hot as they are. Ellie-Jean is 22, Holly Daze (electric porn star name) is 18 (seriously), and they’re infernos. Forest fires so blazing I’m told Vinny Chase used them as inspiration in Smokejumpers. If you’ve got heart problems I suggest kindly closing your browser.
Ellie-Jean is not my lover…she’s just a girl who claims I’ll never be the one…
Holly Daze has me dazed and confused. My head is spinning just trying to process what I’m looking at…she’s got a Kate Upton thing going on.
And these are Australian surfer chicks so you know they’re one thousand percent cooler than you and all of your friends..
Just screenshot the pics you want for your bank, don’t give them validation with the follow.
8 years ago at 9:21 amMother of God. I’d castrate myself in front of my grandmother just to watch a 30 second video of these girls trying on dresses at foreve21
8 years ago at 9:25 amForever21? Class up, buddy.
8 years ago at 9:30 amNobody here is your buddy, guy. Also shut up
8 years ago at 9:36 amSuck ma cock, guy.
8 years ago at 9:56 amC’mon bb
8 years ago at 9:56 amGay
8 years ago at 10:01 amYou are another Vaginator. Please leave and don’t come back.
8 years ago at 12:51 pmfor once, this isn’t an exaggeration (storyteller’s comment)
8 years ago at 10:35 amJust sayin’, Forever 21 is for trashy hoes who belong on teen mom. Unless that’s what you’re into.
8 years ago at 2:03 pmyou’re still here?
8 years ago at 3:24 pmThese two put the IBOTD to shame.
8 years ago at 9:29 amThe babe of the day didn’t make me late for work today but these two sure did
8 years ago at 9:30 amThey probably surf better than me too
8 years ago at 9:30 amYou’re probably right.
8 years ago at 9:37 amWhat’s your point?
8 years ago at 9:51 amSaw one of them at ecsc last summer.
8 years ago at 9:31 amTheir dad had to do some fucked up shit to deserve this.
8 years ago at 9:31 amThey appear to have some barbarian blood, so
8 years ago at 9:56 amEvolution. NF.
8 years ago at 12:12 pmUnbelievable cannons on these two.
8 years ago at 9:39 amThey have plenty of ASSets
8 years ago at 4:03 pmHa ha you should put that on facebook.
8 years ago at 4:09 pmWho the fuck do you think you are?
8 years ago at 9:50 pmFor real though… holy fucking hooters.
8 years ago at 6:09 pmCHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!! THE TITTY TRAIN JUST WENT DOWN UNDER!!!
8 years ago at 6:43 pmNo life jacket needed.
8 years ago at 9:49 amThis reminds me it’s almost spring break
8 years ago at 9:56 am