The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Of MLB’s New Rule Changes

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Major League Baseball is over 100 years old, and like anything that old, whether it be a sporting league, house, or great-grandparent, sometimes it just needs to be tweaked. MLB just approved some new rule changes, each making various levels of sense.

From MLB.com:

The Good

Managers will have 30 seconds to decide whether to challenge a play and invoke a replay review.

With some exceptions, replay officials in the Replay Operations Center in New York will have two minutes to render a decision on a replay review.

These go hand in hand, because it slows down what is sometimes an excruciatingly long wait for a replay verdict to come back. It improves the speed of the game, and helps both the pitcher who is getting cold on the mound and the guy sitting on his couch holding in his dump until mid-inning.

Teams may not use any markers on the field as points of reference for fielders’ defensive positioning. This issue became newsworthy last May, when the Mets contacted MLB about a Dodgers’ request to make marks on the Citi Field grass to identify desired positioning for their outfielders. Rules 3.09 and 3.10 prevent clubs from leaving equipment on the playing field, but this modification makes it more clear that these specific kinds of markers are prohibited.

I’m not one of those old-timers who’s anti-defensive shifts, but if you need markers in the field to be doing it, you deserve to fuck your shift up.

The Bad

The adoption of a no-pitch intentional walk. Managers will signal to the home-plate umpire their decision to intentionally walk a batter, and the umpire will immediately award first base to the batter.

Congrats, MLB, you both saved 45 seconds in game time, yet robbed us of potential excitement. Whether it be the off chance that a dude pulls a Kelly Leak and pokes a misfired IBB pitch down the line, or a mental lapse sends one over a catcher’s head, there’s always the slight chance that the IBB makes us jump out of our seats. You robbed us!

The Ugly

An addition to Rule 5.07 stipulates that a pitcher may not take a second step toward home plate with either foot or otherwise reset his pivot foot in his delivery of the pitch. If there is at least one runner on base, such an action will be called a balk under Rule 6.02(a). If the bases are unoccupied, then it will be considered an illegal pitch under Rule 6.02(b). This adaptation would appear to be a response to Padres reliever Carter Capps’ unusual and controversial hop-step delivery.

Carter Capps’ delivery is a fucking thing of beauty:

Yeah, it provides an advantage to him, but if it were that easy to roll out with that unorthodox motion, then everyone with a good arm would do it. Let the guy be free to showcase that uncanny ability to awkwardly hop-step with consistency, as opposed to crushing innovation.

Be better, MLB.

[via MLB.com]

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  1. HarmonKillinBrews

    I hope that Rob Manfred takes a swan dive into a pool with no water in it.

    8 years ago at 1:28 pm
  2. Magnum_Dong

    I’m all for speeding up the game but there are so many other ways to do that aside from no pitch intentional walks.

    8 years ago at 1:32 pm
    1. PurdueAF

      Yeah it can really add up when you think of the 15 seconds you save each of the 40 to 60 times there’s an intentional walk every game.

      8 years ago at 3:06 pm
  3. JeffersonSteelflex38

    You’re spot on with all of these. And I’m pretty sure Carter Capps would be filthy regardless of any rule changes.

    8 years ago at 2:10 pm
  4. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    If baseball wants to grow the game with young people, allow highlights on twitter, stop with all these half measure rule changes.

    8 years ago at 2:15 pm
    1. Edwin Epps TFM

      I don’t normally mean this when I say it, but go fuck yourself with a white hot iron poker.

      8 years ago at 2:45 pm
    2. El Terrible

      Baseball in a national pastime. That’s like saying America is NF you commie fuck.

      8 years ago at 3:49 pm
  5. CanadianB4C0N

    Two rules they need to add but don’t:

    Relied pitchers get no more than 5 pitches on the field to warm up after exiting the bullpen. This will make the game faster.

    The cost of a single beer will not exceed $4.50

    8 years ago at 8:50 pm