ICYMI: George W. Bush Crushes His Appearance On Jimmy Kimmel
If there’s anyone enjoying retirement more than George W. Bush then please point them out to me because ol’ George’s “Best Post-Presidency Life Tour” continues.
On Thursday, the 43rd president appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his new “Portraits of Courage” book which is described by Barnes & Noble as “a vibrant collection of oil paintings and stories by President George W. Bush honoring the sacrifice and courage of America’s military veterans.” Yeah, and you thought he was playing with those portraits. The man is talented. On Kimmel though, W. spilled on everything from SNL impressions of him to that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face. Let’s just say Bush is enjoying life just fine in Texas.
Please come back, George. I miss you. We miss you. A lot. Please. Please?
If that wasn’t enough to get you yearning for the GWB years, let’s add this: W fucking pulled.
I luv u, George..

W is settling into the post president life so excellently.
9 years ago at 11:16 amI thought me an Jimmy Carter were setting the standard for post-presidency?
9 years ago at 1:12 pmHa.
9 years ago at 1:26 pmJimmy Carter and I *
9 years ago at 1:26 pmTrue American.
9 years ago at 11:29 amSay what you want about his presidency, but I don’t think anyone can deny that he is truly a great, genuine guy.
9 years ago at 11:31 amHe had something I’d kill to have in our president today. He gave a shit about America. Not just what it is but what it should be.
9 years ago at 12:05 amYou gotta give credit to anyone willing to not only admit and laugh at their little slip ups but it’s next level chill to assume one others made up for you. “I invented strategery!”
9 years ago at 11:34 amBush was never a bad guy, he’s a lovable idiot who got convinced to do some bad things by some bad guys. It’s nice to see people warming up to him.
9 years ago at 1:01 pmThe man is far from an idiot
9 years ago at 4:32 pmBush has the lowest iq of any sitting president since world war 2. He’s not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
9 years ago at 5:03 pmHead back to HuffPo, fuck knob.
9 years ago at 6:47 pmBud at some point facts are facts and partisan isn’t gonna change jack shit. Barker was correct.
9 years ago at 12:07 amYou could “the price was right.”
9 years ago at 12:08 am*partisan bullshit
*You could say
9 years ago at 12:12 amFacts are facts, guy. Politics ain’t got nothing to do with them.
9 years ago at 12:13 amThat’s why America hates facts. No room for politics.
9 years ago at 1:43 amBush went to Yale and Harvard, but you’re right, probably don’t have to be smart to get into those schools
9 years ago at 10:35 amGood grades and test scores don’t necessarily mean you’re smart.
9 years ago at 2:07 pmEverything in school can be passed by studying and memorizing. You can’t do that with an IQ test.
9 years ago at 2:13 pmThe IQ test isn’t used as a metric for qualification to anything.
He did however get admitted to and graduated from both Yale and then Harvard Graduate School
9 years ago at 11:36 amBush is a neoconversative. Fuck this globalist piece of shit. Him and Obama have ruined America the past 16 years. The last great president was Ronald Reagan. Trump will return America to glory.
9 years ago at 1:19 pmEasy there guy
9 years ago at 1:37 pmYou’re retarded
9 years ago at 3:35 pmDo you even know any of Reagan’s policies?
9 years ago at 3:43 pmIf he did then he wouldn’t value Reagan so highly.
9 years ago at 12:09 amDo you realize that Reagan and Dubya’s policies are much more similar than Reagan and Trump?
9 years ago at 4:22 pmHot takes!! Git yer hot takes here!!!
9 years ago at 6:48 pmThis is TFM. I think you’re looking for Infowars, RealDoubleD. Calm down. You’re freaking out and it’s messing up your tinfoil hat.
9 years ago at 10:55 pmAlex Jones has a TFM account?
9 years ago at 11:21 pmDubya
9 years ago at 2:00 pmHow can you not love W? What an excellent man.
9 years ago at 2:56 pmW. establishing so much dominance over Kimmel
9 years ago at 6:20 pmI wonder how much some of the comments here show the commenters’ proximity to their high school days, considering the majority of the teaching profession is a liberal cesspool telling the kids how stupid and evil Republicans were and how awesome and righteous Democrats are.
9 years ago at 7:28 amHuh? I know teachers who’ve gotten fired for putting the smallest bit of political opinion in their classes…I seriously doubt that’s what’s going on in the “teaching profession,” guy.
9 years ago at 7:56 amIn college? Are you kidding me? We see stories all the time (Cancelling tests to mourn after the election, joining protests) that provide evidence to the contrary ,”guy”.
9 years ago at 9:32 am