Life is better on the beach.

  1. PurdueAF

    She’s got the kinda teeth that are just fucked up enough to show that she has little self-esteem but just good enough to not gross you out. A true unicorn

    8 years ago at 10:54 am
      1. thevaginators dad

        My boy will be here directly to say that he wants to put his pecker in your butthole. And he’ll prob’ly reply to this comment with something like, “Swing and a miss, champ” or “Why don’t you sit this one out, squirt.” My boy always says the same thing.

        8 years ago at 12:26 pm
      2. thevaginator

        What’s up ya dumb broad. How about bending over and showing us that dirt star? For the boys?

        8 years ago at 2:18 pm
      3. thevaginators dad

        See? What did I tell ya? Now he’ll reply with something like, “Try way less, chief.” Or “Does your mom know you’re up this late?” Or “Did you get your feeelings hurt, champ?” My boy ain’t that original.

        8 years ago at 2:33 pm
      4. thevaginator

        You mean you wouldn’t want to see if this broad’s chili ring is waxed, shaven, or untamed?

        8 years ago at 2:39 pm
      5. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        And just in case you need me to explain it to you, junior: a “chili ring” is an asshole, asshole. If you think girls shave their assholes, asshole, then you have obviously never seen a girl’s asshole, asshole. Go back to study hall.

        8 years ago at 2:57 pm
      6. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Sorry, “champ,” you lost any credibility you had when you revealed that you don’t know where a woman’s hair is. How old are you, 12? Jesus, no wonder Dorn likes you.

        8 years ago at 4:14 pm
      7. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Tell us again how girls shave their assholes or let them go “untamed.” That is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on this site.

        8 years ago at 6:31 pm
      8. thevaginator

        Probably not the smartest idea to talk shit to someone who would knock your fucking teeth in don’t ya think squirt?

        8 years ago at 1:18 am
      9. Lynyrd_Skynyrd

        Ways to spot a virgin:
        1. They call themselves “thevaginator”
        2. Uncertain of women’s hair on their body
        3. They immediately go to “I’ll beat your ass bro” if you call them out

        Sorry asshole, you’re a virgin

        8 years ago at 2:58 am
      10. phibuff

        You’ve been fortunate enough never to come across a girl with a hairy bhole….

        8 years ago at 8:07 pm
      11. CrookedHalo

        Posting your own photo on TFM and then monitoring the comments to see what the guys say about you – TpornhubM

        8 years ago at 7:24 pm
  2. HGL_JMU

    Not when it’s cloudy, windy, and nobody but your attention-whore subpar ass is there.

    8 years ago at 11:50 am
  3. LazyRican

    Sup, I wanna take you out to dinner, lick the sand out of your butthole and never call you back. You down?

    8 years ago at 12:44 pm
  4. StoryTeller

    Boy oh boy. As if taking countless cock and dildo in your ass wasn’t enough, you bring shame to yourself by posting on TFM for a few likes and hopefully some comments about your (average) booty. Pathetic.

    8 years ago at 1:56 pm