Bad Commenter Of The Week: March 17

Jared Borislow8 years ago

Welcome to “Bad Commenter Of The Week,” a weekly series here on TFM wherein I will roast a TFM commenter whom I deem roastworthy for one reason or another — or maybe for no reason at all. Lucky for me, I get to handpick my target. Maybe you’ll agree with my selection, maybe you won’t, maybe it’ll be you. Only time will tell, and I have it on high authority that time’s lips are sealed. Looks like you’ll just have to keep tuning in if you want to see who each week’s massive idiot target is.

Unlike in our series “Commenter Of The Week,” I will not be interviewing the commenter I select because, quite frankly, they don’t deserve that courtesy. If you happen to be the target of my current or future ire, feel free to respond in the comment section, dumbass.

This week’s highlighted bad commenter, BayBro650, is the Robin to last week’s bad commenter thevaginator‘s Batman when it comes to shitposting doomed-to-be-downvoted comments all over the hallowed discussion sections at the bottom of our articles. Which is funny, because, if I’m not mistaken, he and thevaginator hate each other. If any of you have seen the movie Sausage Party (spoilers ahead), I imagine the relationship between BayBro650 and thevaginator to be a lot like that of bagel and lavash: a lot of sexual tension masked in anger that will eventually manifest itself into one beautiful expression of sexual release. Excited for you two!

Let’s take a gander at some of BayBro650’s worst recent comments.

Unlike his sensei thevaginator, BayBro650 is actually capable of comments that don’t get downvoted to the earth’s core each time they’re read. His current downvote streak is only at 4, which should make you even more impressed by the sheer magnitude of what thevaginator accomplished with his (kinda me-assisted) downvote streak that’s currently sitting around 450. Remarkable. As hard as you try, BayBro650, you’ll never be that bad.

The weird thing is, I can’t tell whether the fact that you’ll never be as bad as thevaginator makes you happy or sad. What is peak BayBro650 in BayBro650’s eyes? Is it usurping thevaginator and achieving peak troll status, or is it turning the TFM audience’s perception of him completely around and getting them to genuinely love him? What’s his end game? Does he even know? I honestly have no idea, nor do I care, really; it doesn’t matter either way. With how below average BayBro650’s comments are, he’s doomed to mediocrity in our comment section and, I assume, life.

Your comments are bad and you should feel bad, BayBro650. You’re a massive idiot and deserve all the shame that comes your way..

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