Unlucky 19-Year-Old Bama Kid Never Makes It To Spring Break, Arrested With Truckload of Natty And Weed
The drive to spring break sucks balls. I don’t care if you’re driving 45 minutes or 20 hours — I’d rather take 50,000 volts to the nipples either way. You’ve got to constantly suppress your need for speed as cops from tiny ass towns are posted up, waiting to make their monthly quota at your expense. You’re also usually hauling more illegal shit across state lines than the Escobar family and you don’t want some hero cop sniffing around that. Unfortunately for one University of Alabama student, a case of the speeds ended up with his arrest and a Facebook post on the local sheriff’s Facebook page.
Shoutout Ginny for asking the real questions in the comments section. Negative 100 points for the Okaloosa Sheriff’s Office for pouring out seven cases of Natty Light. Just an absolute waste. Donate it to a food bank or something. There’s sober hobos out there.
From the Trump sticker on the back of the F150 to the case-per-day of Natty Lights, this guy pulls. Sure, he’ll probably be a few hundred dollars in the hole, but it’s a decent story to tell and nothing a little trust fund money can’t fix.
Just another reminder to drive safely on your way to spring break. You could lose your alcohol, weed and fake ID, and isn’t that what’s truly important in life?
Worst part of this? He’s probably going to have to drive back to Florida for that court date, something I wouldn’t wish on anyone.
Quick, someone buy this guy a beer. He’s gonna need it..
Image via Facebook
Problem solved, he is fully pardoned.
9 years ago at 11:53 amPlease just stop
9 years ago at 12:18 pmThat’s a negatory ghost rider.
9 years ago at 12:19 pmStrong was the only presidential account I respect
9 years ago at 12:59 pmYou’re a disgrace to the fucking Republican Party fucking scumbag.
9 years ago at 3:02 pmThese police act like 7 cases of natty and “some weed in the center console” makes them heros that saved humanity. Geeds
9 years ago at 12:31 pmAlcohol, weed, underage, speeding, forged government ID… I’m glad someone this stupid isn’t driving anymore.
9 years ago at 1:29 pmThat’s Tuesday
9 years ago at 2:10 pmYeah, but don’t do the one thing that brings a cop to your door. If you don’t have enough sense to stick to the speed limit to avoid a felony, then you’re probably too stupid to drive when there aren’t extra risks.
9 years ago at 10:37 amA monkey could of wrote this article. 5.6/10
9 years ago at 12:34 pmShut up man
9 years ago at 1:12 pmAlright well since you said so
9 years ago at 1:36 pmHAHA am I right?
9 years ago at 1:45 pmYou’re a joke 0/10
9 years ago at 2:21 pmUnsatisfactory comment section we have here
9 years ago at 1:01 pmReal police brutality right here
9 years ago at 1:38 pmLet the kids play.
9 years ago at 1:52 pmWhat an idiot. How could you drive recklessly when you have beer? You have white privilege and you’re not even taking advantage of it bro, a black dude would’ve been pulled over just for being black.
9 years ago at 2:31 pmYou’re an idiot
9 years ago at 4:06 pmUnrelated but there’s an add for some weird anime at the bottom of this article. This site has gone to shit
9 years ago at 2:40 pmAds are based if of what ya search, so you’re into to some weird stuff, sir.
9 years ago at 2:59 pmWatergate all over again
9 years ago at 4:19 pmPaulie want a cracker? Go back to watching your anime porn before your mom gets home.
9 years ago at 7:40 amWell at least the cops can put those brews and pot to good use. They were kids once…
9 years ago at 3:19 pmBuy the beer when you get there
9 years ago at 3:19 pmWhy buy in an overpriced store knowing kids are coming down for spring break when you can drive like a sane person and not get pulled over?
9 years ago at 9:58 pmAlcohol is cheaper in Florida than it is Alabama
9 years ago at 10:57 amSorry you’re getting lapped man, you’re 100% right.
9 years ago at 8:50 pmWar damn buddy
9 years ago at 9:05 pm