The Most Canadian Twitter Beef Ever Will Have You Saying “Oh Gosh, Eh”

Jared Borislow9 years ago

I selected the above image as the featured image for this article as 1) It was the first result when I searched “Canada fight” on Shutterstock, and 2) It was the first thing that came to my mind when I thought about the concept of a fight occurring in Canada. Canadians are a traditionally pleasant and courteous folk; this stems from their strict diet of pine cones, maple syrup, and fish I’ve never heard of that provides them with so few nutrients that they can’t afford to waste their energy on something so trivial as the concept of disagreement. I would know — my brother, TFM’s Official Chicago Reporter Jeffrey Borislow, has a degree in Anthropology.

Knowing all that was why this brash, destructive Canadian Twitter beef was so shocking to me when I saw it, I felt I needed to share it with y’all.

Oh gosh. Ohhh golly gee. Grady and Nick’s mamas aren’t gonna be too happy when they see what their sons have been up to, no siree bob. I see some groundings in their futures — maybe 2 weeks no hockey, maybe a month no taxidermy… maybe even 3 months no Big Buck Hunter down at the Moose Lodge! I’d hate to be those hosers.

It remains to be seen why Nicky came at Grady so hard. Maybe Grady ran over his Newfie with his snowmobile, maybe he didn’t offer him an ice cold Labatt Blue the last time they hung out. No clue. All I do know is that when you come at Grady, you best not back down. I predict this beef will last until next winter, when one of them will inevitably die of typhoid fever or whatever wiped-out-everywhere-else-in-the-world diseases they still deal with up there in that tundra..

[via Twitter/@Voldemorts_Lord]

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