UCF Kappa Sigma Raised Over $85,000 For The Troops Partying Their Nads Off
I’m washed. I’ve come to grips with the sad realization and accepted that I’m entering the much less exciting “It’s getting late” at midnight stage in my own personal life. I turn 26 in May and it’ll be 4 long years since I graduated (still waiting on that degree in the mail, UCF) from my beloved alma mater in the city of big dreams and even bigger hearts, sunny Orlando, Florida.
With each passing day, I’m getting further and further removed from those late nights shutting down Dev’s (R.I.P.) or wrecking havoc on the way back to the big blue house on Mendel. Each party and game day becomes hazier by the second and I can barely picture the place where I spent a substantial period of my adult life growing into the “mature, sharp, flushed with cash” man that stands before you. But today, those memories came rushing back compliments to the brothers of Kappa Sigma and their annual Key West Fest philanthropy concert/party and I’m not sure it’s helping with the anxiety of being on the wrong side of 25 very, very soon.
No clue who Slander is, because, again, I’m an out of touch old man who still listens to classical music like Flux Pavilion and Bassnectar, but major props to you kids raising $85k for the troops. Seemed like a decent time, too.
Really appreciated the enthusiasm out of this chick.
And I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure this dude in the Yankees cap was around when I was a pledge. No judgement here.
Well done, guys..
[via College Weekly]
If you have an awesome video of your fraternity’s party, email it to dan@totalfratmove.com



The dark haired girl front and center in the photo could get it
9 years ago at 1:15 pmEvery object could get it, I don’t discriminate. It’s all pink on the inside.
9 years ago at 1:23 pmEven a bhole
9 years ago at 4:10 pmThat was funny
9 years ago at 5:01 pmI know you’re trying to be funny but sometimes, man…
9 years ago at 1:48 pmNICE!
9 years ago at 1:28 pmSurprised you POS haven’t replied to yourself with your second account yet
9 years ago at 2:47 pmYeah fuck that guy
9 years ago at 3:11 pmI don’t have a second account but nice try bud
9 years ago at 5:44 pmYeah he just has this weird obsession with me, sad!
9 years ago at 8:50 pmNo it’s because your name and shitty comments make it such an easy setup that I couldn’t resist.
9 years ago at 10:54 pmSounds gay
9 years ago at 10:50 amSunglasses in the striped bikini on the left needs to be on babe of the day ASAP.
9 years ago at 1:32 pmPump those brakes chief
9 years ago at 2:29 pmAssuming everyone else skipped the article and is here to rate the tail. Keeping with the theme, top right ftw
9 years ago at 2:32 pmThe brown haired girl right in front of her ain’t too bad either
9 years ago at 5:28 pmAlways a strong supporter of the troops but I had to stop reading after “Flux Pavilion.”
9 years ago at 3:18 pmWell you pretty much read the entire thing so thanks for that
9 years ago at 6:19 pmTits or GTFO
9 years ago at 3:47 pmFuck yeah boys
9 years ago at 4:01 pmReconsidering one’s college selection based on these babes supporting the troops. TFM.
9 years ago at 4:42 pmRespectable
9 years ago at 8:12 pmNads? As balls, such a terrible article.
9 years ago at 9:26 pm