At The Circus You Never Want To See Lions Rip Someone Apart Limb By Limb
9 years ago

Or maybe you do. Maybe you’re sick in the head and enjoy witnessing the gruesome scene that is a pride of male lions attacking and thrashing their human trainer in front of terrified children. Don’t let me tell you how to live your life.

Maybe you’re like me. Maybe you pull for the lion in these videos. Maybe you see you some lions that are not given the freedom to roam their natural habitats and instead are forced into a life of entertainment, with cages and shit. Imprisonment, basically. Lions, who are blood thirsty killing machines at the top of the food chain, living amongst people who make them perform for other people so they can make a buck. Maybe you want to see lions take limbs and gut torsos and rip out throats and turn this happy family environment into pure horror. Because I do for some reason.

There are a few rules I live my life by. One of them is I don’t eat ass. Another is I don’t surround myself with animals that could snatch the life from me whenever they please, and also have a very natural propensity to do exactly that.

  4. The Golden God

    On one hand, I feel bad that the guy got mauled. On the other hand, you’re working with a 400 pound predator so maybe it’s not all that surprising if they attack you

    9 years ago at 10:09 pm
  6. GoodbyeNormalStreet

    And at that point he realized hey maybe this shit isn’t worth 40 grand a year

    9 years ago at 10:14 pm
  8. SharkWeekTFM

    I’m just glad they never figured out how to do that with sharks. White sharks done even survive on aquariums for long and certainly won’t do tricks on command (even if going air jaws is too fun to care who’s watching. But that’s on the sharks’ terms anyway).

    9 years ago at 10:41 pm
  11. Mister Sinatra

    That trainer has a disappointing number of limbs still attached to his body.

    9 years ago at 11:19 pm