Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 139
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Gabriella seems like a keeper
8 years ago at 8:08 amClarissa probably has pink hair – fuck you clarissa.
8 years ago at 8:52 amHave some respect
8 years ago at 9:40 amWhether or not they write an article know that you are truly the worst commenter every week.
8 years ago at 11:33 ami assumed she was black.
8 years ago at 2:55 pmWhere ya been, Geed?
8 years ago at 2:59 pmWould any of you consider marrying a girl you met on tinder? And if so, would you be honest with people about how you met? Asking for a friend…
8 years ago at 8:59 amYeah if she does anal
8 years ago at 9:02 amSerious answer if you were looking for one. My thought would be to kind of judge the person you know that the way you met. If you met honestly on tinder and were both single and hit it off then great. If she cheated on a significant other to be with you I would be weary, I feel as though you can loose them how you get them. In today’s technologically connected environment it doesn’t matter how you met. Does tinder have a stigma maybe, but the essence of it is the same as match.com or something that is less stigmatized. At the end of the day if you care about someone and they are right for you how you met doesn’t matter, where you go does.
8 years ago at 9:16 am*wary, *lose
8 years ago at 9:40 ama simple yes would have sufficed
8 years ago at 8:10 pmI met my wife on OKCupid and I can guarantee you that I have a backstory for my future children. Always having a backstory. TFM
8 years ago at 10:09 amSolid showing this week
8 years ago at 9:02 amClarissa wore a pussy hat in January and is outraged that her boss has asked her to file something 4 times today already
8 years ago at 9:18 amCorinne, you matched with my ex-husband! Does he still pee in the shower?
8 years ago at 9:32 amWe all pee in the shower.
8 years ago at 10:03 amEven when the water isn’t running?
8 years ago at 10:11 amMy boy wants you to delete your account.
8 years ago at 10:13 amDepends on how much alcohol we have consumed.
8 years ago at 10:49 amHopefully the “white frat boy” soaked Clarissa in the hot dog flavored water
8 years ago at 10:04 amYou can never go wrong with a Patrick Bateman quote.
8 years ago at 10:27 amHow can you not know who Phil Collins​ is?
8 years ago at 10:41 amVamanos let’s fuck translates to “let’s go let’s fuck” which isn’t grammatically incorrect but doesn’t roll off the tongue all too well.
8 years ago at 10:43 am