Colorado State Sorority Girl Gets Dropped Face-First By Overzealous Police Officer

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I love the era that we live in where every single thing is captured on video thanks to our phones. See, if this was 20 years ago and I told you a Fort Collins police officer found this Colorado State University sorority girl — that by my estimates is roughly 5’10″ and 100 pounds — as a threat and body slammed her face first into the concrete then there’s no way you’d believe me. But thankfully it’s 2017 and someone was filming Michaella Surat getting up close and personal with the pavement.

It appears Todd Storm, overzealous campus police officer, watched a tad too much Wrestlemania last weekend. Personally, I would’ve gone with the jackknife powerbomb. If it works on The Undertaker then it’ll work on a sorority girl. Just neutralizing a threat. Another day at the office.

According to reports, officers were called to the Bondi Beach Bar to breakup a disturbance between Surat’s boyfriend and another man. Police say Surat “shoulder-checked the bouncer and an officer and then pulled her boyfriend from the area.” Police then reportedly told Surat her bf wasn’t free to go and that’s when this whole thing went down. She was arrested on charges of third-degree assault and obstructing a peace officer.

You know the weird thing about this though? The police department released a statement and didn’t seem to be immediately concerned with the officer’s actions.

Being a tiny white sorority girl just doesn’t get you as far as it used to.

Image via Youtube

  1. Deadlift27

    Girl needs to bulk up. It’s no fun when other people can throw you around like that

    8 years ago at 11:00 am
      1. Rutherfrat

        You obviously don’t respect capitalism, hell you can’t even capitalize the first letter of your sentence. Peasant.

        8 years ago at 12:29 pm
    1. Abe_Froman

      So when are we going to riot in the streets? That’s the next rational step, right?

      8 years ago at 1:31 pm
      1. Michigander

        Shut up redcorn. Why don’t you go back to Cleveland and play baseball you fucking goober.

        8 years ago at 8:12 pm
  2. Leasuretime

    Call up Dana White and get that man a pair of Spandex, he’s got a promising future as a cage fighter.

    8 years ago at 12:13 pm
      1. StillBlacked

        Science Oven did your mom anally penetrate you as a kid? Is that why you’re such a fucktard?

        8 years ago at 12:22 pm
    1. ColoradoFratMuffinMuncher

      How about you go look at the actual details released by our local newspaper and the police department instead of a 10 second video.

      8 years ago at 2:02 pm