Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 141
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Very few positive responses this week as compared to the past ones. I blame the liberals
8 years ago at 8:11 amThursdays are for partial blackouts and ridiculous tinder pick up lines
8 years ago at 8:39 amIf a girl has an obsessive love for pizza, most likely she is fat
8 years ago at 8:59 amOr a horndog. For some reason hoes are obsessed with pizza. It’s the go-to food after fuck meal.
8 years ago at 9:03 amNo wonder Aaron failed! He didn’t do it right! He should have said, “I’d give EMILY-ion dollars to see you tonight!” Then he should have said, “Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!” That will work every time!
8 years ago at 9:08 amFor the love of Christ dude just delete your account. You aren’t funny
8 years ago at 9:42 amOMG I’ll call Grandex and tell them to delete my account right away! Ha ha just kidding I’m going to put that on Facebook!
8 years ago at 10:17 am*Myspace
8 years ago at 11:36 amI hope one day I get stuck in an elevator with you so i can give you the ole Ray Rice treatment
8 years ago at 1:20 pmDude shut the fuck up already
8 years ago at 2:09 pmRay Rice treatment? You mean be unemployed? I think you’ve already got that covered.
8 years ago at 3:06 pmI mean you need to be 16 to get working papers in most states
8 years ago at 4:49 pmFirst of all I guarantee I make more money than you so go ahead and take a seat little man. And by Ray Rice treatment I mean I’d beat this fuckers ass. I’d happily knock you the fuck out as well but you’re too much of a pussy to do shit
8 years ago at 5:42 pmJust give it up bro
8 years ago at 11:48 pmSays arguably the biggest goober on this site
8 years ago at 9:39 amHey, you said I was the biggest goober on the site. Don’t take that away from me.
8 years ago at 2:11 pmBiggest try hard and bigger goober are two different things
8 years ago at 2:16 pmWhich is better? Asking for a friend.
8 years ago at 2:19 pmMadison had better respond to that.
8 years ago at 9:10 amAlso what the fuck was up with the final one? That was just weird. Fail Friday material at best. Just keep that stuff to yourself.
8 years ago at 9:11 amYou’ve quickly become my second least favorite account. Impressive. (For what it’s worth Gerald Ford is number 1)
8 years ago at 10:09 amUahh errg ahh is a power move
8 years ago at 9:19 amNo, it’s just a stupid response from a girl who has no personality.
8 years ago at 9:44 amThat was a dude who said that
8 years ago at 9:57 amPretty sure you should reread that one
8 years ago at 10:02 amShark Tank is a disappointingly misleading title for a show 🙁
8 years ago at 9:20 amas Annie replied I didn’t even know that any one able to earn $8091 in four weeks on the
8 years ago at 7:00 amcomputer . why not check here………….goo.gl/Rj5uIG
Olivia sounds like my kind of girl
8 years ago at 10:01 amSame. That exchange made me happy in my pants and my heart.
8 years ago at 11:21 amMakena better let those boys take her to Paris unless she hates America.
8 years ago at 10:53 am