Wild Horse Stomps Out Alligator Because Nature Is Scary

It’s almost like nobody believed me when I told the story of the horses at my ranch trying to run me down and clobber my brains out. Let’s hear you shit on my story now.

Here’s a video showing how blood thirsty these very large, sometimes docile animals can be. This alligator, much like I was moments before I was brutally attacked, was minding his own damn business, probably on its way to a riverbank somewhere to gobble up a deer or small human child, when this wild stallion decides it wants to wear alligator brains on its hooves. Just a total stomp out.

Horses are sneaky evil. I’m telling you. Keep them in your peripheral when they’re around. One minute you’re feeding them carrots by hand and stroking their mane, then the next your brain fragments are scattered all over the barn. I’ve seen it a thousand times.

P.S. We welcomed a new baby horse at the Dorn family ranch just two days ago. A filly.

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I’ll be watching you.

  1. KimJongPoon

    you shit this article out this morning along with last nights vegan burger ya big puss

    8 years ago at 12:18 pm
  2. Bearded Clam

    “One minute your feeding them carrots by hand and stroking their cock, then the next his brain fragments are scattered all over the barn”
    Fixed your typos old dorno

    8 years ago at 12:21 pm
      1. CanadianB4C0N

        Although Europe has gotten significantly worse ever since it lost America and Canada

        8 years ago at 12:47 am
    1. TossMeABronson

      While that idiot apparently has no idea what gators do to foals, that mare apparently does.

      8 years ago at 2:14 pm
  3. SharkWeekTFM

    Some animals newer to the planet (mammals) violently hate some of the og’s like sharks reptiles etc. Horses are some of the worst offenders.

    If they’d just get to know us… Then again. Fresh wild horse is pretty good. Just the right amount of gamey-ness.

    8 years ago at 1:27 pm
  4. DubyasLeftNut

    Human children aren’t doing it for you? Gotta move onto young horses?

    8 years ago at 1:46 pm