nsula northwestern state university of louisiana retweet pike pi kappa alpha

A Louisiana PIKE Needs 250,000 Retweets For A Year Of Free Tuition
9 years ago

nsula northwestern state university of louisiana retweet pike pi kappa alpha

This whole retweet giveaway deal is getting out of hand. First, you have nugget boy — who I hope is called nugget boy for the rest of his life, this “free nuggets for a year” business serving as his soon-to-be-maligned monkey paw — who is never even going to reach the nugget-necessary 18,000,000 retweets without some bailout retweets from failing Twitter. SAD!

Plenty of other people have since followed suit, whoring out their followership and dignity in hopes of catching the attention of some random dude sitting behind a computer who represents a corporation that’s almost certainly benefiting from some unethical practices that would appall you if you were aware of them (which you never will be, since they are doing such a good job of covering it up). Damn; that was dark. Sorry. Been listening to a lot of Father John Misty lately.

One example of a hooker in this retweet prostitution ring is FiFi Galvan, a member of Pi Kappa Alpha at Northwestern State University of Louisiana.

I’m torn between respecting FiFi’s hustle and wishing this fad would die. I hope you get free tuition, Feefs. That’d be cool. And I hope you inspire people through the work you do with the college degree you get partly because of said free tuition. But I hope you don’t inspire people to keep begging for handouts on Twitter. This must end.

Unless it involves bringing a porn star to formal. That can stay.

[via Twitter/@TheFiFiGalvan]

Image via Twitter/@nsula

      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Where would you prefer they go? Where are they currently going? Do they match anyway?

        9 years ago at 11:04 am
  6. FemiNazi

    Ein weiteres Beispiel für das weiße Privileg … Die Tische werden sich umdrehen, wenn der FemiNazi eine Armee von unterdrückten Minderheiten an die Tür eines jeden Hauses bringt! Dann werden wir euch alle verhungern!

    9 years ago at 10:48 am
    2. CamBrady

      I bet you thought this was really funny in your head, but I’m here to tell you it’s not.

      9 years ago at 10:54 am
      4. Blowjob420

        You’re in 8th grade so I’ll cut you some slack. But I hope you look back on this day when you’re older and realize how fucking retarded you are.

        9 years ago at 3:04 pm
  9. YouRussianBro

    First of all, fuck Pike. Second of all, what kind of fruitcake name is Fifi? Add a stipulation that youll change your name if you get the 250k, and people might go for it.

    9 years ago at 11:18 am