Kate Upton Does “Baby One More Time” On Lip Sync Battle And Mehhhhhhh
The smart play for a page view grab would have been to go with a headline that oversells this performance and mentions how hot Kate Upton looked during it. Maybe something like “Kate Upton Is BACK With Lip Sync Battle Performance That Will Give You A Permaboner,” or “Kate Upton’s Titties Spill Out All Over The Stage While Performing ‘Baby One More Time.'”
You’re clicking on those headlines. Everyone is. Truth be told, though, Kate lost her fastball. Yes, she still looks good, and those titties did spill out all over the stage, but this is just one giant meh performance that expectedly didn’t live up to all the hype it was getting.
Girl can’t dance. Period. And look, I’m on record as not being a Kate Upton guy, so maybe I was a bit jaded going in, but mehhhhhhh. She seems like a nice, fun girl, though..
Something something she’s not a 10 yr old boy
9 years ago at 10:51 amOnly if the White House had internet back when I was in office.
9 years ago at 10:53 amI wish somebody would have shot you
9 years ago at 11:11 amTrust me the majority of us feel the same about you
9 years ago at 11:15 amHaha am I right!
9 years ago at 12:42 pmThere were two attempts.
9 years ago at 12:42 pmI would fight a bear to see the babe of the day’s snatch
9 years ago at 10:57 amI’d drown myself just to have her in my dreams. 9/10
9 years ago at 1:01 pmBut then you wouldn’t dream.
9 years ago at 1:15 pmTry it and let us know how it goes.
9 years ago at 1:46 pmClassy lady.
9 years ago at 2:16 pmShe’d probably make you. This lady is putting the “ass” in “class,” and honestly I like the change of pace from the usual sluts.
9 years ago at 2:17 pmCharlotte McKinney is her with a trainer and will power.
‘Upton and Verlander have both lost their fastball!’ – Skip Bayless
9 years ago at 10:57 amVerlander has enough fastball for the both of them. She’s still a smoke show.
9 years ago at 10:58 amThe bounce at 1:47
9 years ago at 11:00 amGood eye.
9 years ago at 11:50 amif someone could make a gif of that it would be appreciated
9 years ago at 12:57 pmGet out of here, Dorn. Kate is even more hot than usual in that video.
9 years ago at 11:02 amI think he agrees but is saying that the performance actually took away from the hotness rather than added. That’s what I think at least. I’d rather just watch her bounce up and down the other performances in that outfit.
9 years ago at 11:10 amI’m inclined to agree. I’d say I’m more of a Kate guy than I am not one but totally agee: it was meh and she indeed can’t dance. I was rather turned off by the first dance to that poor excuse for a rap song.
9 years ago at 11:08 amThe smart play would be to lay up because you can’t out drive me. My tee shots fly like fists in the grandex parking lot. Probably need to drink vodkatinis because you can’t drink more beer either.
9 years ago at 11:13 amWhat the hell are you talking about?
9 years ago at 11:28 amthe hell
9 years ago at 11:30 amare you gonna take that shit, Dorn?
9 years ago at 3:24 amIf you’re gonna drink and comment at least make it funny.
9 years ago at 12:09 pmThe worst part about this fat acceptance thing we got going on nowadays is that girls are actually getting fat
9 years ago at 11:15 amOr that Lena Dunham is actually famous.
9 years ago at 12:11 pmBoth bad
9 years ago at 12:38 pmAnd Ashley Graham
9 years ago at 3:15 pmAshley is cute but everybody has to accept that she is fat
9 years ago at 3:43 pm