Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 144
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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The one about the gloryhole is very off-putting. 10/10 would not fuck with that
8 years ago at 8:31 amThats not the attitude that got man on the moon.
8 years ago at 8:39 amMoney response from the chick in the first one
8 years ago at 8:35 amLauren is 100% a dude
8 years ago at 8:36 amIf I was going for safe then I wouldn’t be sticking my dick through a wall.
8 years ago at 9:22 amKeep doing your thing Jared, I appreciate this column more than you’d understand.
8 years ago at 8:41 amIt’s one of the few truly enjoyable articles left
8 years ago at 8:46 amWe do it for the city, and we do it for the fans. – Troop 41, “John Wall”
8 years ago at 9:44 am“And please don’t send Mr. Dillon on the camping trips anymore.” – Cub Sout Pack 358
8 years ago at 10:07 amThis is the one-year anniversary of Wally’s first TFM column. I plan to take a very slimey shit to celebrate the degradation of the universe.
8 years ago at 9:06 amArby’s horsey sauce, a cup of Tabasco, and some ex-lax.
8 years ago at 3:45 pmIf you order pineapple on a pizza for anyone other than yourself fuck you
8 years ago at 9:18 amI need an honest, unbiased opinion here guys. I’m in my twenties, I have an engineering degree, amd work with one of the top Industrial companies in the world. But there is a void in my life and I’m thinking of enlisting. anyone else done this or have any thoughts on this?
8 years ago at 9:23 amAs someone who had a brother enlist, it really depends on the person. My brother went in ’09, came back, and while he was proud of his service he also felt behind on his life (for one reason or another). Then again, I didn’t enlist and I didn’t experience the thrill of serving my country.
TLDR; think on it, do some research. Make sure you know the situation and yourself.
8 years ago at 9:33 amIf you want a lot more input ask again tomorrow on LGW.
8 years ago at 9:46 amGo serve if you think that’s your purpose. You’ll still have your engineering degree after your years of service and the military is always looking for skilled engineers and technicians if you want to keep doing something engineering related
8 years ago at 9:50 amIt’ll open new doors that are inaccessible for you now. Or, once you return, you can continue what you’re doing right now. Just don’t forget to consider the potential futures our military may take, along with your current career path. Regardless, contact your local recruiter and listen to your real options.
8 years ago at 2:02 pmHave you tried more frequent masturbation?
8 years ago at 10:10 amEver considered the reserves? You work only 1 weekend out of the month and 2 weeks once a year.
8 years ago at 11:13 amAs someone who was enlisted in the Guard, it kind of sucks cock. I honestly have many friends active army right now, and they all are sick of the shit. If you are dead-set on joining the military, look into becoming an officer. Way better pay, more respect, and getting use out of your degree.
8 years ago at 11:56 amHave you considered OCS/OTS? Not to knock on enlisted, but you meet the qualifications for becoming an officer.
8 years ago at 1:36 pmBabe of the day: I’d hate to see her go, but I’d love to watch her pee.
8 years ago at 9:34 amThe dude asking for “$20 worth” is the same guy who used to get sold oregano in high school
8 years ago at 9:40 amNeed more girls like Tricia around here
8 years ago at 9:45 am