David Feherty Can’t Stop Brutally Roasting The Biggest Dipshit Caddie He Ever Had
What a big week for the typically under-appreciated caddie this is turning out to be! Yesterday, I brought you the story of outrageous golf man Grayson Murray firing his caddie mid-round on Sunday, and today I bring you this story that even more outrageous golf man David Feherty told Jimmy Fallon last night about the worst caddie he ever employed.
This Rodney guy sounds like an absolute blast to hang out with. Feherty’s relationship with Rodney sounds like Happy Gilmore’s relationship with his homeless caddie: the result of good guys throwing random dudes bones. It might not always work out perfectly, but you’re at least helping out another person and getting some good stories out of it in the process.
Golf needs more entertaining caddies. Right now the most entertaining caddie is Ted Scott, and only because of the suspense he instills in us for wondering if this will be the round Bubba finally offs him. Also that one old caddie with the big beard is pretty dope too.
Pizza head, though; that’s a new one. .
[via YouTube]
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Jared (and you too, Dan) honest question: what the fuck do you guys do all day? You’re full-time content managers at a media company, yet you only manage to put out one MAYBE two posts per day each. Your recurring pieces are fan favorites (BOTD and Tinder pickup lines) but they both consist of pictures/screenshots that probably require very minimal time and effort to put together. I’m legitimately curious how you manage to fill a 40 hour work week.
9 years ago at 12:40 pmDay breakdown:
20% of each day is spent running in the oversized hamster wheel that provides the office with electricity.
15% of each day is spent downloading and archiving photos of commenters’ loved ones.
35% of each day is spent discussing Harambe (Harambe jokes are back, FYI).
18% of each day is spent deciding which LaCroix flavor to drink.
2% of each day is spent hand-stitching beer sleeves.
10% of each day is spent creating Content™.
9 years ago at 12:50 pmWell thats covers that
9 years ago at 1:17 pmBet he’s glad he asked.
9 years ago at 1:21 pmAppreciate the detailed response. Never change, DeVry.
9 years ago at 1:28 pmHow do you allocate time on the shitter versus masturbating? Obviously during content and downloading, but which gets 10% of your time versus 15%?
9 years ago at 2:17 pm“Hand-stitching beer sleeves” is code for Masturbation. “Creating content” is code for Shitting. And “Discussing Harambe” is code for Sucking Dorn’s Dick.
9 years ago at 5:59 pmNow I’m curious, what are y’all doing with TSM? Is it just used to get clicks? How does that revenue stack up against TFM and PGP?
9 years ago at 2:47 pmPGP must bring in the most revenue, they post 10 times more articles than TFM it looks like
9 years ago at 10:00 pmHappy Gilmore is the G.O.A.T.
9 years ago at 12:59 pmRiiiggghhtttttttt
9 years ago at 8:32 pmAfter winning the Irish Open, David Feherty passed out drunk in the bushes in the middle of the golf course with the putter he used to win, and when he woke up the putter had left him and was never found again.
9 years ago at 1:24 pmIn the wake of piazza and penn state, you guys think they come after Greeks so hard because the fact that we have an identity? As in you can’t pin down all GDIs because there’s no face to them but for us since we’re organized they can and this comes out through how we feel persecuted? I would want to post in a forum for this but you know fuck us Dorn. As always #givemeforumsorgivemedeath
9 years ago at 1:46 pmThat all seems self-explanatory.
9 years ago at 2:19 pmThanks champ
9 years ago at 2:28 pmslipped the surly bonds of earth” to “touch the face of God”
9 years ago at 8:29 pm