Duck In Wrong Place At Wrong Time Gets Mega-Murdered By Golf Ball At TPC Sawgrass
I know, I know — this is the third golf story I’ve posted in a row, not everyone cares about golf, I should be diversifying TFM’s Content™, blah blah blah. What you’re forgetting is that I don’t care. And, considering you clicked on this article, you clearly care at least a little. That gives me the upper hand in this situation, and yes — I graciously accept your unspoken, implied surrender. Enjoy the content, sheeple.
I actually really hope you didn’t enjoy that video; it’s quite sad. That innocent duck was just minding its own duck business, flying back over to the pond to frolic with its duck friends and maybe inseminate a duckess, when BLAMO he gets domed. He never even saw it coming, which is a good thing because unless Duck Shooter McGavin had some draw on that ball, the last thought that duckster would’ve had would’ve been, Well duck, I’m about to be killed by a ducking errant drive.
I bet you were too busy watching our duck amigo fall from the sky like the contents of a Dave Matthews Band tour bus septic tank (if you don’t catch that reference, click here — you won’t regret it) to even notice what happened to duck murderer’s ball.
Dude Sergioed it into the drink. Ducky’s revenge. Speaking of which, I’m pretty pissed that Sergio jokes have gone the way of our duck buddy. I sure did like them.
RIP duck..
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Is that grounds for a mulligan?
9 years ago at 3:53 pmMulligans. NF.
9 years ago at 5:05 pmShouldn’t have been standing there.
9 years ago at 4:05 pmTechnically, still a birdie. Score it and walk off.
9 years ago at 4:10 pmShould’ve just bought them all pink Cadillacs.
9 years ago at 4:12 pmShould’ve ducked.
9 years ago at 4:14 pmI guess you could call that a duck hook
9 years ago at 4:17 pmOff topic question, but do you guys have grouse hunting down south?
9 years ago at 8:33 pmYes, but mostly in the far northern states like Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New England.
9 years ago at 11:32 pmYes, all of those places in the south. Truly great southern states
9 years ago at 11:17 amThe guy who asked is Canadian. The states I named are south of Canada. Dumbass.
9 years ago at 1:51 pmThanks for sorting that one out, Fratty
9 years ago at 5:35 pmHe had a driving ambition to get a birdie
9 years ago at 4:25 pmFuck you censoring bustards
9 years ago at 5:01 pmi wish that duck was wally
9 years ago at 5:21 pmI wish Wally was that duck.
9 years ago at 6:20 pmGolf stories are great. If you want to cut something for the good of the people get Wally fired.
9 years ago at 6:08 pm