Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 146
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Babe of the day is representing asu well
8 years ago at 11:01 amIf she wasn’t ever so slightly past the tipping point of the crazy scale I would definitely consider wife-ing her up.
8 years ago at 1:49 pmWould gladly burry my face in her magnificent thigh gap regardless
8 years ago at 8:55 pmThe Metallica shirt on BOTD indicates that she loves getting skullfucked.
8 years ago at 11:15 amNever heard of skullfucking but I’m scared why you know it is
8 years ago at 11:17 amThat was stupid
8 years ago at 1:33 pmAre you in junior high, blowjob? Read a book.
8 years ago at 4:41 pmYeah, read a book to learn about skullfucking!
8 years ago at 2:34 pm“I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!”
8 years ago at 11:45 amHanne from ASU seems like a nice girl. Would like to see her balloon knot. 8/10
8 years ago at 11:16 amBOTD couldn’t get more ASU
8 years ago at 11:16 amStop trying to be BayBro
8 years ago at 11:46 amI actually wrote it first dumbass. I wrote it before comments even showed up
8 years ago at 11:49 amNo i’m referring to the whole constantly posting shitty comments thing.
8 years ago at 11:59 amI actually don’t try to post shitty comments. Half of them I don’t even think are bad I just get down voted because people think they are.
8 years ago at 1:24 pmYou are correct. They are bad.
8 years ago at 1:34 pmJust like your bf said about your dick. Sit the fuck down
8 years ago at 1:49 pmMaybe you should take the hint and kindly shut the fuck up.
8 years ago at 3:58 pmStop trying to act hard
8 years ago at 11:49 amThat’s what she said!
8 years ago at 12:20 pm“Delete your account.” – my son
8 years ago at 12:39 pmFuck dorn
8 years ago at 9:23 pmYourSister69
8 years ago at 5:59 amI wouldn’t be able to get past the “ha” in her first name before finishing if I ever tried to talk to her.
8 years ago at 11:20 amThat emoji work is truly incredible
8 years ago at 11:26 amEmojis NF
8 years ago at 9:22 pmNot if it results in some bitch grinding on my face.
8 years ago at 10:20 pmGirls like Alex need to come around more and be direct about what they want. It’s definitely a turn on.
8 years ago at 11:28 amI spent an embarrassing amount of time laughing at the Thea conversation
8 years ago at 12:54 pm“Whore of the Day has a dirt star that’s just begging to be filled by a cock. Would help myself.” – my son
8 years ago at 1:03 pmHow many times did you try drowning him?
8 years ago at 8:10 pmNot enough!
8 years ago at 10:55 pmIt really should just take one though
8 years ago at 12:46 pmBeautiful little butthole on today’s whore. Would love to take advantage of her clear self esteem issues in order to gain access to it.
8 years ago at 2:11 pm“Take advantage” = Rape = NF.
8 years ago at 10:12 amOk goober
8 years ago at 6:02 pmSwing &I a miss there chief
8 years ago at 7:58 pmSwing and a miss there chief
8 years ago at 7:58 pm