Look At This Fucking Guy

Look at this motherfucker here.

I have no idea who Kim Moo-sung is and I’m not going to bother looking him up, because it doesn’t matter. He could be a well-known politician or a tech billionaire or maybe he’s just an average Joe who draws a crowd at the airport because he’s known for the most electric terminal exit in human history. I don’t know, and I don’t care. But I could watch this motherfucker leave an airport a thousand times in a row and I’ll never get enough of it.

There are material items you can own or ways you dress or vintage wines you order at dinner that say you’re somebody. That you’ve made it. That you’re wealthy. There are also things you can do that portray you have money. You can have someone carry an umbrella for you or let you out of the back of a black sedan. You could also no-look your luggage to the waiting arms of an assistant as you exit the airport. You’ll never do it with more swagger than Kim Moo-sung, though.

  1. StoryTeller

    Still can’t believe this counts as acceptable work productivity for you. I bet you’ve got some sort of insane blackmail on someone at Grandex, or they just feel bad for you

    8 years ago at 11:57 am
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      You’re not funny, or clever. You’re a C- commenter on your best day.

      8 years ago at 12:00 pm
      1. Blowjob420

        *Dillion now begins to sweat profusely as he sounds like a dumbass for giving storyteller COTW even though he said his comments are shit

        8 years ago at 7:09 pm
  2. keg__atron69

    You could also take snapshots of kids as you exit the water park. You’ll never do it with more swagger than Dillon J. Cheverere, though.

    8 years ago at 12:14 pm
  3. ZeteNJ

    He’s a member of South Korea’s National Assembly. So basically like the equivalent of a Congressman in South Korea. Don’t expect this level of effortless confidence out of Paul Ryan anytime soon.

    8 years ago at 9:04 pm
  4. Gun_Slinger

    From his wiki page…”Kim faced criticism for comparing the skin color of a black Nigerian student to that of charcoal briquettes”

    8 years ago at 9:07 pm