Let’s Get Weird: June 9
It’s Friday, it’s lake and pool season, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
You guys are starting to see some new writers published on the site — the fruits of this exhausting freelance recruiting cycle. The new guys have only published a few, but let me know which ones you guys like, or which ones you maybe don’t like. I’ll take your opinions into account but will likely do very little with them, to be quite honest. But really, let me know what you think. More to come, too.
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What are we getting into this weekend?
I wanted to write a satire piece, as a Craigslist missed connection, but describe the girl using things that all basic girls think make them unique (but don’t).
Oh you love pizza? No way! And you live your little?!
Anyone have any others?
8 years ago at 4:03 pmDon’t do that
8 years ago at 7:58 pmWho would win in a throwing competition? Dorn or a back up D1 QB.
8 years ago at 4:08 pmYou realize how good you have to be to be a DI backup?
8 years ago at 4:19 pmDorn claims that there are only like 400 people who can out throw him in the world
8 years ago at 4:34 pmWhat if the long ball is holding them back from the starting job?
8 years ago at 5:03 pmThen they should transfer to a school that runs a spread or west coast style offense. More underneath routes.
8 years ago at 10:45 pmMy parents just told me they are moving across the country. It’s going to be weird not going home ever again
8 years ago at 4:20 pmYou’ll get used to it. I go home maybe twice a year if I’m lucky now because of how far away it is. When you do go home it’ll mean more
8 years ago at 5:54 pmYou sort of get used to it. My parents moved to Florida after I graduated high school in CA and came to FSU. It definitely feels weird not going back and seeing your bros that you’ve known forever
8 years ago at 6:47 pmWell I did have 7 upvotes.. Good enough
8 years ago at 8:07 pmabort mission
8 years ago at 8:09 pmColossians 3:13
8 years ago at 8:29 pmColossians 3:13
8 years ago at 10:58 pmbearing with one another, and forgiving one another, if anyone has a complaint against another; even as Christ forgave you, so you also must do.
King James
Wrong account, dumbass.
8 years ago at 1:03 amNo shit fucking retard. How long did that take you to figure out
8 years ago at 1:16 amDeuteronomy 22:10, dumbass.
8 years ago at 1:22 amDeuteronomy 22:10:
8 years ago at 8:06 pmYou shall not plow with an ox and a donkey together.
New King James Version
Dude how many accounts do you have? I always have way more upvotes, or at least way less downvotes until you comment. Then I get like 3-5 downvotes instantly… It’s almost as if.. YOU have multiple accounts as well.. Quite sad that you have to stoop that low to upvote yourself so much don’t you think? Yeah I get it maybe 1-2 accounts.. pretty sure you have like 5
8 years ago at 1:19 amI don’t need more upvotes. But you might need a few more downvotes.
8 years ago at 5:05 amYou are both just awful
8 years ago at 9:51 amHe has 7 different accounts, but you just proved you have multiple accounts so please shut up
8 years ago at 9:53 amI have 2.. And I created that one like 3 days ago
8 years ago at 10:16 amOk I admit it. I am thevaginator, Blowjob420, YourSister69, 21Cleavage,, BayBro, Pax_Prentiss, Gerald R. Ford, HGL_JMU, and hahamirite. Happy now?
8 years ago at 8:30 pmyes
8 years ago at 10:53 pmSame, lived my entire life in CA but go to Auburn. Parents had realtors over this morning. It’s already listed. I’ll be closer to home but ill never seen my house or anyone I grew up with again. Oddly ok with.
8 years ago at 11:56 pm10/10 on that reference
8 years ago at 3:31 pmStay at home mom Kelly Richards from New York after resigning from her full time job managed to average from $6000-$8000 a month from freelancing at home… This is how she done it
8 years ago at 8:29 am……. sfsdf
▬▬☛USA~JOB-START
Stay at home mom Kelly Richards from New York after resigning from her full time job managed to average from $6000-$8000 a month from freelancing at home… This is how she done it
8 years ago at 8:30 am……. sffffffffgdf
▬▬☛USA~JOB-START
Shtick aside I enjoy getting heavily intoxicated at Applebee’s on weekday afternoons.
8 years ago at 4:43 pmYou ever bang a waitress?
8 years ago at 5:12 pmI did once and I kept going back to the bar until she quit two weeks later.
8 years ago at 8:16 pmI want to get kicked out of an Applebee’s one time
8 years ago at 5:14 pmI was however banned from the Waffle House for smoking Lucky Strike cigs and so I now have to go to the Huddle house or Cracker Barrel they still let you smoke at Huddle House so it’s my go to now after a long night.
8 years ago at 5:22 pmThought you smoked a pipe.
8 years ago at 10:59 pmNo but I asked the waitress if I could take her out for dinner and drinks at Applebee’s.
8 years ago at 5:26 pmDespite the fact we were both already at Applebee’s and she worked there.
8 years ago at 5:27 pmha
8 years ago at 2:12 pmHitting the casino tonight. Should I hit blackjack, poker, or roulette? Everything else I’m pretty shitty at
8 years ago at 5:13 pmWhy not all three? But personally i’m a blackjack guy
8 years ago at 5:19 pmTouché. Idk why, but usually I like sticking to one table. Superstitious
8 years ago at 6:21 pmTook your advice IFS, and I’m up $275.. May the gods bless you. The old and the new
8 years ago at 12:49 amI lost all of it
8 years ago at 2:29 amI have only ever made money playing craps, so I avoid card games like the plague.
8 years ago at 7:20 pmWhere do you think intern Sydney is now?
8 years ago at 5:51 pmWho the fuck cares?
8 years ago at 5:54 pmHe’s right
8 years ago at 7:43 pmAt the moment she probably has a mouth full of beaver
8 years ago at 6:55 amIs she Canadian? That’s what I eat whenever I have to go up there.
8 years ago at 2:26 pmWe do love our beaver. And the animal isn’t bad either.
8 years ago at 6:29 pmGraduated 2017, currently looking for jobs is sales, marketing, PR, and media.
8 years ago at 8:07 amGetting that media job should be easy for her.
8 years ago at 8:53 amHer LinkedIn profile pic is a professionally-done BW glamour shot, unlike everyone else’s which look like they were taken at the DMV.
8 years ago at 9:15 amLikely interviewing in an office with a black leather couch
8 years ago at 11:02 amI’ve been sitting on the runway at Charolette for over 30 minutes because we got here too early, and all my preflight bourbons have found their way to my bladder. Pray for me.
8 years ago at 5:56 pmGood luck Miles Davis
8 years ago at 6:03 pmBarely avoided going full billy madison. I tried to get up to use the plane’s bathroom and got told twice that I couldn’t use it since we were on an active run way, I finally pulled the attendant aside and told her I was either gonna piss myself or use the bathroom. She let me up.
8 years ago at 4:23 pmI just landed after a 6 and a half hour delay. I hope you can find solace in the fact that I share your pain.
8 years ago at 9:25 pmMy last pay check was $11000 working 12 hours a week online.My sisters friend has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week.I can’t believe how easy it was once I tried it out.This is what i do.
……….. http://cutt.us/7N2sG
8 years ago at 11:23 pmSup?
8 years ago at 12:11 am“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”
8 years ago at 11:00 amJust so happens Baybro misses 100% of the shots he does take as well
8 years ago at 1:40 pmKill yourself baybro -Pax out
8 years ago at 4:39 pmRushees aren’t allowed to insult BayBro. Sorry.
8 years ago at 10:49 pmGot a question for you Dorno: Do you honestly believe anyone will pay to see the second shitty movie yall have made, especially considering how godawful terrible the first one was?
8 years ago at 6:25 pmWe didn’t make this one. We actually didn’t even make the first one.
8 years ago at 11:05 pmI don’t give a fuck, either way you suck. And thats coming from me
8 years ago at 1:31 am1) Who else could it be coming from, dumbass?
8 years ago at 6:03 am2) Do you think they care about the opinion of a total dumbass (you)?
Hi fratty
8 years ago at 11:44 amWould you guys rather live in a house or in an apt for senior year?
8 years ago at 6:42 pmI can’t make up my mind if to live in an off campus house or an apt. The house is decent and is literally a block from my college football stadium, most likely our fraternity’s tailgates our going to be hosted there. The second option is a stupid nice apt, its kinda of expensive so a ton of hot girls live there, and its close to campus. What y’all think?
8 years ago at 6:48 pmOn campus means if you get in trouble you get hit twice, you get in trouble with school and with the cops. Moving off campus is the way to go
8 years ago at 7:22 pmTake the house it’ll be the last time in your life you’ll live in a shit hole with your bros and throw fat parties, dartys, drinking on the roof, and tail gating too. You got the rest of your life to live in a decent apartment. If you catch the apartment you’ll turn into one of those seniors that just shows up to the bars and goes MIA and has a pre game or two.
8 years ago at 11:42 pmYou got weird
8 years ago at 7:54 pm