Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 150
One fitty. That’s a lot of Tinder — right around 3,000 unique, absurd conversations, to be more specific. Thanks for following along week after week. And as always…
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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At 200, maybe do a “best of,” series.
8 years ago at 11:50 amDoubt Jared has put in that kind of effort ever.
8 years ago at 12:37 pmI’m volunteering to do this for you Jared. The people just need a week of uncensored rush knockers in return.
8 years ago at 5:12 pmBest of rush tits
8 years ago at 10:03 pmI’ve made $76,000 so far this year working online and I’m a full time student.I’m using an online business opportunity I heard about and I’ve made such great money.It’s really user friendly and I’m just so happy that I found out about it.
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8 years ago at 3:17 amSo, since there’s no forums, are we gonna talk about the fact Hot Piece swings both ways here?
8 years ago at 12:01 pmSure. Hot Piece has a lady friend.
8 years ago at 12:26 pmI mean, good for her. Now I’m just wondering if she was the one who wrote that “I got revenge on my ex by fucking his girlfriend” mailbag or whatever.
8 years ago at 12:32 pmFrom a cursory glance at Piece’s instagram, I’m going to guess that her lady isn’t the “recently had a boyfriend” type, if you know what I mean.
8 years ago at 12:36 pmJust checked it out. I’d go in for a 3 way with Average Piece and her lady friend but I wouldn’t brag about it openly.
8 years ago at 2:45 pmI lol’d at this.
8 years ago at 9:25 amYurika just spelled 3 out of the 6 words she used in that sentence incorrectly; which is a solid 50% and is slightly better than my FG percentage. Would definitely want her in my team and in my DMs as a backup piece. Mamba out.
8 years ago at 12:07 pmDon’t you fucking drag Kobe into this parody account bullshit
8 years ago at 12:23 pmUnderstandable have a great day. GOAT 1.1 doesn’t deserve this.
8 years ago at 12:35 pmSame fucking idiot as Pax_Prentiss. Get balled.
8 years ago at 2:03 pmHeard that KU chick rarely goes more than two rounds
8 years ago at 12:14 pmThat was gold, fuck the haters!
8 years ago at 12:58 pmGuy who made the offer to the Kansas chick is definitely from Mizzou
8 years ago at 12:31 pmI’m starting to get the distinct feeling that there are only two or three people submitting most of these.
8 years ago at 2:01 pmHoping the #ButtStuff2017 advocate followed up Lauren’s last message with a request to open up her brown eye.
8 years ago at 2:25 pmMisusing #NAMEGAGS2017. NF.
8 years ago at 2:26 pmCan anyone explain to me the whole Dillon Cheverere and Roger Dorn deal? Which is his real name and how did he get the other one?
8 years ago at 7:56 pm…
8 years ago at 5:33 amBack in the day, all of the writers used pseudonyms. Dillon was Roger Dorn (the third baseman in Major League), Rob was Bacon, Harrison was The Boulevard, Dan was Jack Hammer… A few years ago the staff started using their real names and left the fake names to the freelancers.
8 years ago at 6:18 amEverybody went back to their real names except Wally… Interesting
8 years ago at 11:12 am