Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 151
8 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

tori
OOOLLLLDDDDDD.
cici
Kinky.
colton
Colton’s a very forward gal.
margot
Intriguing response.
rachel
Yeah it’s definitely going downhill.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

sam
Dude’s probably lying, but if not this is very low on the list of how you wanna find out about your herp.
alice
Are puns making a comeback?
bindiya
#NAMEGAGS2017
megann
Same.
brianne
Eating ass on the road sounds like a wild first date.
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    1. The Lumberjack

      It pisses me off to no end how sjw’s say shit like that despite the fact they are talking out their ass. Humans started entering monogamous relationships/ falling in love because of how long it takes for our young to reach maturity and they needed both parents around. Along with the fact at humanity’s origins we were using basic tools which are far more effective in groups. Humans did not join into groups and monogamy just for sex and free domestic labor, more so they joined them so they would actually have a chance at surviving. Also I would bet every penny to my name that she is below a 6.

      8 years ago at 1:00 pm
      1. FratinaHat

        Right, but You can’t reason with these people. It’s better to point and laugh.

        SHAME SHAME

        8 years ago at 2:14 pm
    2. CanadianB4C0N

      Just offer to test the theory. She’ll be eager to be right to refuse and you get to bang her. That’s a win-win.

      8 years ago at 3:00 pm
      1. Fratty Couples PGA

        Women like that are mostly unbangable, but why would you even want to?

        8 years ago at 3:13 pm
      2. CanadianB4C0N

        Thrill of the hunt. Dude matched with her so she’s gotta be at least decent looking right?

        8 years ago at 4:00 pm
  3. SharkWeekTFM

    My area is a tinder wasteland. Maybe I need to lower my standards of hotness in exchange for some easy tang but bump that! I got a reputation to uphold. Plus I only eat whale not boink them.

    8 years ago at 8:18 am
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        You get a ship wreck from time to time but most of them are already taken or drown.

        8 years ago at 11:50 am
      2. smithpm

        So, I’m guessing you eat both sinkers and floaters. Which ones taste the shittiest?

        8 years ago at 1:22 pm
      3. SharkWeekTFM

        I don’t eat people unless they have a C or bigger, are auditioning to be in an adult version of sharknado and I’m having them bend over at the waste and spread their cheeks. #Butthereisnomovie

        8 years ago at 4:03 pm
      1. FratinaHat

        Facebook -> Settings -> Profile Info -> Gender: Female
        Colton is making moves

        8 years ago at 2:07 pm
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        8 years ago at 3:10 am
  7. billybudd

    Honestly I don’t understand the whole group tinder thing. Is it exclusively for finding greasy orgy parties or is it some make-new-friends shit for freaks

    8 years ago at 10:54 am