Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 155
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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So many unanswered questions
8 years ago at 8:32 amJesus
8 years ago at 8:48 amI want to have a beer with some of these people to see what goes on in their amazing minds.
8 years ago at 9:31 amThe Emily-on bucks one was mine, but apparently everyone hates me (or virginator and blowjob created 5 accounts each), so maybe it’s safe to reason that you’re not missing much.
7 years ago at 10:39 amI laughed at the Emily puns, Fratty Couples! You should put them on Facebook!
7 years ago at 10:46 amThank you AndrewsMomsAss, but if you like them then you may share them! Like all heroes, my true identity must remain a secret.
7 years ago at 3:28 pmdfffffffffffffffffffff
7 years ago at 2:07 pmas Annie replied I didn’t even know that any one able to earn $8091 in four weeks on the
computer . why not check here…
Name puns demonstrate true dedication and creativity, probably why these girls get so wet with them
8 years ago at 9:53 amSomebody watches Bloomberg TV, Jared 😉
8 years ago at 12:29 pmHow does a four year old lose a testicle?
8 years ago at 12:32 pmAlright so he explains that he crushed the testicle, he then explains how it happened and then explains that it had to be removed. So either you made the decision to only read those two specific sentences, or you’re an idiot.
8 years ago at 1:14 pmI read the sentences, but most four year olds’ balls are barely in their scrotums. So I guess you’re a hyper-pubescent gorilla.
7 years ago at 10:38 amUse your imagination
7 years ago at 4:07 pmNah
7 years ago at 7:12 pmHigher than average aggressive chicks this time around.
8 years ago at 1:23 pmAnyone who cant get laid off tinder is a boner
8 years ago at 4:50 pmYou are most certainly the virginator.
7 years ago at 3:34 pmPretty sure he’s the reincarnation of Blowjob420. No way that stupid fuck would be able to stay away.
7 years ago at 6:25 pm