FAIL FRIDAY: Golf Course Shenanigans
7 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Saturdays is for the boys and by that I mean docking cocks with your boys yasssss. TFM.

Hell yes slay on kween.

It’s gotten to the point that I can’t get it up unless I’m wearing a Santa beard and hat. TFM.

Takes a special lady to be down with this sickness.

Cutting a hole in the bottom of the box of popcorn and putting your piece in it when you’re at the movies with a pledge bro. TFM.

Nah son that’s unusual as hell.

Hazing? Let me tell you about hazing. I make our pledges shave my grundle with a straight razor. Haze that. TFM.

Alright man just calm down.

The world is an oyster, and I’m just trying to lick some pearls haaaaanh. TFM.

I just don’t get what compels a person to send this in.

When your weekend plans consist of sneaking around the neighborhood wearing nothing but a trench coat and flashing the elderly. TFM.

You are going to jail.

Knocking yourself unconscious with a Natty tallboy and realizing you came in your Chubbies when you wake up. TFM.

Maybe don’t do that.

Rolling around whole summer ’17 trying to toss this dick at MILFs with adult acne. TFM.

The fuck they gotta have adult acne for?

If it wasn’t for my fraternity I would be taking Adderall to focus on playing World of Warcraft all weekend. Instead I’m snorting Adderall and giving chicks the limp dong. TFM.

Shamelessly dishing out Adderall penis is frat.

There is no realer bond than brotherhood forged through the traditions of butt-chugging cheap boxed wine. TFM.

I beg to differ, but to each his own.

Check it out this dude is gonna drink tonight.
Check it out this dude is gonna drink tonight.
He munches.
He munches.
Ride that unicorn.
Ride that unicorn.
Streets made them harder than a roll of quarters.
Streets made them harder than a roll of quarters.
Trying to pull a turd out.
Trying to pull a turd out.
#Squad
#Squad
Laser tag is the best way to build brothership.
Laser tag is the best way to build brothership.
Homie in the back is going overboard.
Homie in the back is going overboard.
Brothers always forgive and forget.
Brothers always forgive and forget.
Peanut butter plastered.
Peanut butter plastered.
Group of goobers.
Group of goobers.
Big man needs to feed.
Big man needs to feed.
Holy shit yes.
Holy shit yes.
Get your hand out of the toilet son.
Get your hand out of the toilet son.
Classic jorts and tats combo.
Classic jorts and tats combo.
Fuck is he covered in?
Fuck is he covered in?
Rush ass brings all the boys to the yard.
Rush ass brings all the boys to the yard.
What's in the backpack?
What’s in the backpack?
You are not dem boys.
You are not dem boys.
Was it really though?
Was it really though?

Monday.

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Someone wake up Ace he's scaring everyone (@aaronboyd18)

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Need the back story. Need it.

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Golf is fun (@Keaten_Hansen)

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Mistakes were made (@will.litch64)

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Chaser

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    1. Henry_Eighth

      She’s worried that the whale behind her is going to collapse the porch and cause multiple injuries.

      7 years ago at 10:48 am
      1. SigmaNugs311

        Sorry Bill, but if Dillon comes out with his Let’s Get Weird bullshit before you’ve posted Fail Friday then you’ve failed sir.

        7 years ago at 6:03 am
  5. Dr.Strangelove

    We’re just gonna brush by the fact that he’s wearing Victoria Secret underwear….

    7 years ago at 11:55 am
  6. PC Delta

    I too enjoy flashing my meat at old people. One time I pulled it out in front of two old ladies on a bench. One immediately had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach.

    7 years ago at 12:10 pm
  7. SharkWeekTFM

    Many people think sharks would be into watching dp porn because of their claspers but actually studies show amateur deep throat wins preference for almost every species.

    7 years ago at 12:16 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        😉
        And while I’m back here, I gotta say there isn’t much wrong with laser tag as brotime. I guess photographing it like it’s something profound is fail worthy but other than that…

        7 years ago at 10:11 am
  8. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Without a doubt every dude in that theta chi picture has jerked off to anime porn

    7 years ago at 12:29 pm
    2. smithpm

      Someone should tell them joining OX doesn’t mean you have to pack on 40-50 lbs.

      7 years ago at 2:12 pm
  9. KimJongBro

    That dude in the front of that formal pic is gonna be fucking that dog later in the night. Also the goobers at the fun zone are gonna have the first rush event where everyone becomes a registered secret offender.

    7 years ago at 12:43 pm
  10. House of Paign

    Regarding “What’s in the backpack” – you stuff a backpack with whatever, and put it on the guy so he can’t pass out flat on his back and choke on his own vomit.

    7 years ago at 12:47 pm
    2. smithpm

      You pack it with a blanket, 2 Gatorades and a small soft-pack cooler with cold Natty for either a puke-n-rally or for hair-of-the-dog in the morning.

      7 years ago at 2:10 pm
    1. Ross Bolen

      Making Fail Friday doesn’t necessarily mean it’s “bad.” Just that it’s the only place it made sense to post haha.

      7 years ago at 1:10 pm