umd maryland ka housing draft

Maryland KA Just Live Tweeted Their Housing Draft Again And It’s Incredible Again

umd maryland ka housing draft

It’s the most wonderful time that happens twice a year: University of Maryland Kappa Alpha Order’s room draft. If you’re relatively new to the site, here’s the skinny. Biannually (once before spring semester and once before fall semester), KA at Maryland goes through the process of assigning fraternity house rooms to brothers in the chapter. The manner in which they do this is via a live draft based on housing points, with officers and senior brothers generally choosing first and the young’ns choosing last. For the enjoyment of the world, one glorious KA live tweets the entire thing in such a way that we, the viewers, are let in on the inside jokes of their chapter and their house culture, if only for a little while. Reading this thing is like getting a “Be a Maryland KA for a day” pass, and it’s supremely fun to follow along. So follow along.

Check out Maryland KA’s past housing drafts (they’re still as amazing as the days on which they went down):

Spring 2014

Fall 2014

Spring 2015

Fall 2015

Spring 2016

Fall 2016

Spring 2017

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    1. JohnnyFratkins

      The UMD KAs put out a better entertainment product than the Nets or the Devils do for that matter

      8 years ago at 3:19 pm
      1. Bobandy

        The devils don’t play at barclays, the islanders do. Still shitty regardless

        8 years ago at 4:20 pm
  1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    It’s a joy to read these every couple of months. Good work boys

    8 years ago at 3:05 pm
    1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      Also, I need to know where the fuck I can get that yik yak flag

      8 years ago at 5:58 pm
      1. BIowjob420

        I’m not an existentialist, but if I had to express my raison d’être it would be “I shit, therefore I am.”

        8 years ago at 7:50 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Holy shit I made it about a page and a half before I stopped reading. What a bunch of Tryhards. Not surprised most of you goobers find this funny.

        8 years ago at 6:42 pm
      2. Chedda B 225

        Cuz he tries the least hard. Take note. Vaggy just put you all on notice.

        8 years ago at 3:17 pm
  2. jizzrag69

    You dumbasses fall for this every year. They write these before the draft takes place. The actual draft consists of a bunch of losers drawing numbers out of a bowl while a goober enters the pre-written lines in Twitter.

    8 years ago at 7:25 pm
    1. Hogstooth7

      Almost everything good in life is scripted, GOT, professional wrestling, and amateur Porn. Doesn’t make it any less enjoyable.

      8 years ago at 10:31 pm
  3. Fratty Couples PGA

    The Closet –> The Pickle Jar
    The Fertility Clinic
    Riker’s Island

    LOL

    8 years ago at 7:05 am