Maryland KA Just Live Tweeted Their Housing Draft Again And It’s Incredible Again

It’s the most wonderful time that happens twice a year: University of Maryland Kappa Alpha Order’s room draft. If you’re relatively new to the site, here’s the skinny. Biannually (once before spring semester and once before fall semester), KA at Maryland goes through the process of assigning fraternity house rooms to brothers in the chapter. The manner in which they do this is via a live draft based on housing points, with officers and senior brothers generally choosing first and the young’ns choosing last. For the enjoyment of the world, one glorious KA live tweets the entire thing in such a way that we, the viewers, are let in on the inside jokes of their chapter and their house culture, if only for a little while. Reading this thing is like getting a “Be a Maryland KA for a day” pass, and it’s supremely fun to follow along. So follow along.
Check out Maryland KA’s past housing drafts (they’re still as amazing as the days on which they went down):
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This needs to be televised from the Barclays center
8 years ago at 2:45 pmThe UMD KAs put out a better entertainment product than the Nets or the Devils do for that matter
8 years ago at 3:19 pmThe devils don’t play at barclays, the islanders do. Still shitty regardless
8 years ago at 4:20 pmIt’s a joy to read these every couple of months. Good work boys
8 years ago at 3:05 pmAlso, I need to know where the fuck I can get that yik yak flag
8 years ago at 5:58 pmI couldn’t care less.
8 years ago at 3:19 pmThen why are you here?
8 years ago at 4:01 pmI’m not an existentialist, but if I had to express my raison d’être it would be “I shit, therefore I am.”
8 years ago at 7:50 pmKA is for pussies
8 years ago at 4:33 pmShut up farmhouse pledge
8 years ago at 4:47 pmMake me you little bitch
8 years ago at 6:38 pmHoly shit I made it about a page and a half before I stopped reading. What a bunch of Tryhards. Not surprised most of you goobers find this funny.
8 years ago at 6:42 pmCuz he tries the least hard. Take note. Vaggy just put you all on notice.
8 years ago at 3:17 pmMOOOOOOOOOG
8 years ago at 5:14 pmUlrich drafting himself the floor is stupid, but oddly bold.
8 years ago at 5:56 pmYou dumbasses fall for this every year. They write these before the draft takes place. The actual draft consists of a bunch of losers drawing numbers out of a bowl while a goober enters the pre-written lines in Twitter.
8 years ago at 7:25 pmAlmost everything good in life is scripted, GOT, professional wrestling, and amateur Porn. Doesn’t make it any less enjoyable.
8 years ago at 10:31 pmThe Closet –> The Pickle Jar
The Fertility Clinic
Riker’s Island
LOL
8 years ago at 7:05 am