Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 160
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Timeless lines
7 years ago at 8:13 amFirst day back on here, I’m a little disappointed.
7 years ago at 8:52 amAlso what in the actual fuck? Wally is still here, photo section hasn’t been updated in a month, the wall hasn’t been touched in 6 months (albeit it’s shit), is the site just going under or what? I guess its been a fun ride.
7 years ago at 9:13 amDevry, Bolen, Mayo Tits and Dorn have, for all intents and purposes, jumped ship. They’re now sitting back and watching TFM die a slow, painful death at the hands of hack writers.
7 years ago at 11:46 amYep, it’s in the shitter all right
7 years ago at 12:31 pmGrandex gave up on staff writers and went to freelancers. The freelancers are terrible, the readers prefer troll commenters to legitimate ones, and they’re trying to keep things more PG to keep advertisers happy. To be fair, it’s all been downhill since Devry gave up the TOFMs and went legit and the forums died.
7 years ago at 6:21 pmThis is one of the best recurring things on TFM and yesterday an advocate for cargo shorts got published so don’t expect new, amazing content.
7 years ago at 9:34 amKinsey thinks 10 second sex is a marathon
7 years ago at 10:11 amWell she’s in luck
7 years ago at 11:26 amJanna seems to embrace a quick bust
7 years ago at 10:51 amThe last one refers to the British King Henry VIII and his many wives (one of them being Anne Boleyn)
7 years ago at 11:14 amThey thought that Henry ate her. King Henry the Eighth married Anne Boleyn. You fucking dumbass.
7 years ago at 11:45 amNo one here likes you
7 years ago at 1:33 pmThe geed is strong in this one.
7 years ago at 8:29 pmI’m looking for a nice young man who will stick his fist up my ass. Serious inquiries only. And by serious I mean that I want to smell the shit on your elbow.
7 years ago at 11:53 amew.. That was a little too far. Even for you.
7 years ago at 1:23 pmBout fuckin time Jared
7 years ago at 12:29 pmWhile all you peasants are way down there, using tinder to try to break your pathetic dry streaks, I’m banging out three of the hottest pieces of ass you’ve ever jerked off to in a pool of children’s tears (my father bathes in them every day to look younger). Go ahead and call me a Bond Villain, it’d make my day broke bitches #affluence #sorryimnotsorry #nutinyourface #peasantfreezone
7 years ago at 6:30 pm