Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 164
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

matthew
She’s clearly a commando type because she just went full Rambo on your ass.
estee
#NAMEGAGS2017
morgan
High-percentage shot here.
skylar
It truly is.
makia
Seems like a pretty decent arrangement.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

olivea
This guy understands what women want (it’s cereal).
cassie
(His name is Connor)
shannon
RIP Ricky.
tania
I do not think that is Japanese.
aspen
#NAMEGAGS2017
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  2. St_Christian

    This is usually the only column I ever read on here but I gotta say this weeks edition was pretty stale, Jared.

    7 years ago at 10:00 am
  3. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    Shouldn’t that be “Makia scream with pleasure?” Because he could, you know, make her scream by slitting her throat, but that’s probably not what she had in mind.

    7 years ago at 10:00 am
  4. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

    I keep saying this, but BOTD is an all-timer. The level of talent is at an all time high lately.

    7 years ago at 10:46 am
  6. CanadianB4C0N

    Ricky the chinchilla is the kinda wingman we all need. Even after leaving this Earth he helps you pull. RIP Ricky.

    7 years ago at 12:11 pm
  7. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Auburn mizzou
    Pitt Ga tech
    West Va Kansas

    Your weekly under play pick 3

    7 years ago at 2:06 pm
  8. ALIKI

    hey that reference to Lonely Island’s “Finest girl(Bin Laden song)” was the bomb!!! Kudos to him & I feel sorry for her lack of humor… If anyone would ever said that to me in any chat room/app, i’d be down for anything he wanted!!! Even normal stuff LOL

    7 years ago at 1:23 am