Nick Saban Inexplicably Gets Fast And Furious In Mini Go-Kart

ItalianStallion7 years ago

If college football were a religion, Nick Saban would, without a doubt, be it’s god. If Nick Saban ran for governor of Alabama, he would win with 210% of the vote. You’d have people voting two or even three times apiece — with full knowledge that they’re blatantly breaking the law — just to ensure that their candidate won.

Barely anything ever comes up in the news about Saban outside of him standing on the sideline giving play calls. That is until Alabama Football tweeted out a little fun, seemingly innocent video.

Saban, you little speedster, you. It’s almost one of the biggest games of the year, and you’re running around like that one car from the movie Cars. Like Tom Cruise in Top Gun, my boy Saban must have felt the need for speed. Hell, if I was there, I would have hopped on and given it a whirl myself. Maybe these little go-kart rides are Saban’s key to success? That could be why my Giants are 0-5 — Eli and Odell (RIP his ankle) didn’t have enough go-kart bonding time in the MetLife Stadium parking lot.

So many questions come up here. This isn’t a normal-sized go-kart. This is a straight-up mini go-kart that no one over four feet tall should be able to fit on. Saban somehow did, though, adding another item to his long list of accomplishments. How did Saban and a mini go-kart end up together? Was the little person Formula One race in town or something?

I’ve never seen the movie Mad Max, but this proves Saban has everything one needs to star in the sequel. If not that, add him to the Fast and Furious franchise to replace The Rock if he decides to run for president in 2020. And hey, Saban — if you ever want to turn into a two-sport athlete like Bo Jackson or Deion Sanders, maybe take up NASCAR as your second sport..

[via Twitter]

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