Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 168
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

lindsay
AYOOOOO!
andrea
Great save.
sarah1
Fun fact: many commercially-available aloe vera gel brands don’t have the good parts of the aloe vera plant in them.
sydney
Calling your penis your “didgeridoo” is an interesting move.
sarah
Decent line for dealing with a dental hygienist.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

taylor
Aggressive.
lay
#NAMEGAGS2017
madeline
He sure ruined that one.
nickole
Jesus. #NAMEGAGS2017
adia
Nice, wholesome #NAMEGAGS2014
Pages: 1 2
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      He’s right you know. I believe he meant the blue whale, the largest animal of all time. His dork is also prehensile like a Monkeys tail.

      7 years ago at 10:02 am
    1. dickinhand

      how many times are you going to post that? Why can’t you just jerk off in silence like the rest of us?

      7 years ago at 1:45 am
  6. Henry_Eighth

    Good job keeping Jesus in Christmas, Jared, but I’m a bit surprised by it considering you’re Jewish.

    7 years ago at 1:23 pm
  7. Ronnie Swanson

    Here for my weekly check-in. Hope everyone is well. Except for vaginator. If that cum-dumster is even still around.

    7 years ago at 4:59 pm
    1. Henry_Eighth

      Now you have to pretend to go to Knoxville and pretend to fight him after which he will pretend to have sent you to the hospital.

      7 years ago at 6:09 pm